I'D Prefer Haggis

The last time someone dropped into our pool,

it broke our concentration for crock school.

I didn’t join the food frenzy,

prefer Scots called Mackenzie.

So take this one mates, silk chutes bind my stool!


* For the “To Die for Limerick” contest. Hard to tell crock or gator from this magnification.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Dietrich Avatar
July 14, 2010 at 7:40 PM
congratulations, JOhn! Luv, Andrea
Mehta Avatar
July 14, 2010 at 7:06 AM
Congrats on the 4th place win.
Freeman Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Congratulations John on your num cuatro. agape, Moses
Mitchell Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 1:28 PM
LoL! Congrats on your win! : )
Fraser Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Haha, nice one John. Aye, MacKenzie's taste far much better. Congratulatons on your win in Carolyn's contest >> James
Brown Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Congratulations John T on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "To Die For"Limericks. Love, Carol
Taylor Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 6:52 AM
Congrats, John. Nice going. Ralph
Devonshire Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 4:40 AM
The last line is a scream, John! Congratulations on your win! There were many witty entries. Love, Carolyn
Orschell Avatar
July 11, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Love how you put it from one of the crocks viwe. Good luck in the contest! Loves, Destiny
A   Avatar
July 11, 2010 at 9:15 PM
nice and enjoyed, good luck in the "2 die 4 Limerick", have a nice one,..p.d.
Mehta Avatar
July 11, 2010 at 8:48 PM
A wonderful entry to the contest. Good luck, John
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