Short Golf Course Poems

Sounder of pigs
ruined golf course
coming to you...

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Tega Cay deers stray
Green grass on golf course won’t last
Sharp shooters silencer blast...

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The foul smells coming from the golf course
Chaotic noises of talking
Day and night
Insanity....

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Played On a Golf Course

played on a golf course
instead of being a horse
living in remorse

Jim Horn...

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Trump's golf course has a Miss Fore Play
Who's on the tease most every day
At a random hole
She swallows a pole
To the chant and cheers of, "au lait!"...

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Trump went to the golf course today 
But nobody wanted to play
When someone yelled, "Fore!"
Trump thought they yelled, "Whore!"
And proudly stood in the ball's way...

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Trump Lead Using Twitter Feed

What we heard is  Trump likes to lead,
With rancious sounds and twitter feed;
Patience poor;
He does snore,
And on a golf course off is always teed.

Jim Horn...

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Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land
After the army, he'd buy some, as planned
  But Fritz served near Iran
  And green grass there was banned
Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand...

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Each golf course has its own rules per link
Some are more controversial than others methinks
Like people must be dressed
Wearing undies like the rest
One sign read “please don't wash your balls in the sink”...

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Is the a golf course in heaven
O'lord of mine. 
I have Cheated 
I have lied 
I have killed
I have steal
I have made people sad 
I have made people mad.
But I just want to know one thing before I go.
Is the a golf course in heaven?...

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His day was shattered when Harrison Ford,

   Crashed his plane on the golf course sward!

      Thankfully, he escaped with only a minor contusion,

         But he sure created a humongous divot in all the confusion!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Sometimes I Yearn to Moo

My heart was giving up the ghost
They told me what I needed most
Replacement of a heart valve sticking
That hindered my old heart from ticking
The surgery they said went just fine
They used a part from some bovine
Now on the golf course fresh with dew
I have a tendency to “MOO”

Mdailey	12/6/11...

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He threw his club into the drink*
   Muttered loudly, "My game stinks"

Then he made a hole-in-one
   Jumped for joy, "This game is fun!"




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*The 'drink' on a golf course is a
  water hazard, where you don't
  want to hit your golf ball -- or
  in this case, angrily throw your
  golf club(s)!...

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Both Zane and I
            stood, rigid with terror,
        in a desolate area
                of the old golf course.

            My dad, 
                Who was emitting a
        siren song for the
            same rabid beasts that
                            killed my rabbit,
                reveled in the moment’s hilarity....

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for Jake

He is a sun-bronzed god
reigning in my heart,
with his regulation
golf course hair
and sturdy legs;
winning smile, and
eyes that reflect mine
except that his twinkle.

He stands, indignant and proud,
with all the power his
5 1/2 year old ego can muster.
He is sweet with the affection 
only an innocent heart can bestow.
He is my best work.

My only son....

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50 plus 50 plus 50 more 
are you kidding O.K. a golf course full
axnixmaxl's come to my house
the norm
getting used to it 
how about
school center the work's
your great plan for somebody 
who know's
it's a gift could you please wrap it
I don't know who's talking
I know it 
is it good
wait
sound's like Medusa
oh 
hello Gorgo
say something if your there
must be Gorgon or Ceto
red bow
anyway your all bound up now
ready to go...

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Oh to have one's heart-string strummed by a 
loving angel-like hand! Like lumps on a head
are those lumps on the heart, a read of life's 
mixtures of orchids and desert sand. Oh to see 
an angel-like smiling back...divine halogens on steroids!~
a lost vision to my ailing heart -- deeply regretting
our divorce...the absence of my home...with a pool...
a country-club setting, and that enviable Master's style
golf-course you so hated. Missing you....

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mint
a green thumb
the green-eyed monster
as sure as God’s green apples
they gave my plan a green light
green around the gills
a green back
jade

teal
village green
golf course - putting green
the hanging of Christmas greens
a sergeant wears his dress greens
why does brass turn green?
turnip greens
lime

moss
green bananas
greenhorns are naive
greenware has not yet been fired
what is the greenhouse effect?
he lost his green card
greengrocers
pine...

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Today I am on a boat ride
about to set its sail on
a maiden voyage to stranger paths
the sea have awoken from a deep sleep
with waters as gentle as a golf course
on a mindless afternoon

A ferocious storm appearing out of nowhere
upsetting the gentle shadows of the sea
grey bodies in the air spewing out
savage winds, cruel raindrops
and bloodthirsty lightning strikes
generating ocean currents
of violent waves
setting sail on a maiden voyage
in the middle of the hurricane season...

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