Plunk Flunk

Trump went to the golf course today 
But nobody wanted to play
When someone yelled, "Fore!"
Trump thought they yelled, "Whore!"
And proudly stood in the ball's way
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Jones Avatar
August 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Hilarious dear heavenly friend! I’ve missed your limericks! Rip
Milgate Avatar
November 14, 2020 at 11:37 PM
HA!!! Hoping we get some of our money back!! Like that title.
Leffanta Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 9:57 AM
I think Americans will be stunned when they learn just how much the Trumps have looted the Treasury over 4-years! Aloha! Rico
Dietrich Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 7:20 PM
As Lindsay says, another giggle!
Leffanta Avatar
November 14, 2020 at 12:08 PM
Mahalo, Andrea! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 3:14 PM
Hello Rico … I think the bloke hears a lot of things that aren’t true and believes everyone else should - thanks for the giggle Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
November 14, 2020 at 12:08 PM
Whatever Trump has been smoking has certainly been expensive to US taxpayers! Aloha! Rico
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 8:05 AM
LOL!!!! You da best.
Leffanta Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 11:06 AM
Mahalo, Mo! Aloha! Rico
One Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 7:21 AM
hahaha.. now that is naughty Rico lol
Leffanta Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 11:08 AM
Just wishful thinking ...Aloha! Rico
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2020 at 6:50 PM
This is pretty funny, Rico! Thanks for the chuckle, Gershon
Leffanta Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 11:09 AM
Trump having a ball is always funny! Aloha! Rico
Edmonds  Avatar
November 12, 2020 at 4:43 PM
The ball hit Trump right where it hurts, Of course it could have been much worse. A hit in his mouth, Without any doubt, Would end his nonsensical words.
Leffanta Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 11:07 AM
Must have worked as he is tweeting now! Aloha! Rico
Y. Avatar
November 12, 2020 at 12:28 PM
Lol! This is hilarious:-) Alexis
Leffanta Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 11:09 AM
Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
November 12, 2020 at 11:12 AM
ha ha ha!:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 11:09 AM
I'm still laughing at yours! Aloha! Rico
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