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Fritz Buys a Golf Course

Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land After the army, he'd buy some, as planned But Fritz served near Iran And green grass there was banned Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand

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Date: 1/19/2021 1:53:00 AM
Oh boy, not much fun smacking at that ball in the sand.
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Date: 1/16/2021 6:31:00 AM
Fritz wasn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. LOL! Good one, Gershon. Janice
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/16/2021 8:37:00 PM
Ha, ha! What a hilarious comment. You really tickled my funnybone with this one, Janice. Thanks a bunch! :) gw
Date: 1/14/2021 1:06:00 PM
Pays to check things out things first! Great limerick!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/16/2021 8:36:00 PM
True of golf courses -- as well as libraries. ~ Me, Checking Out
Date: 1/14/2021 2:48:00 AM
Haha one hell of a big bunker. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/16/2021 8:36:00 PM
Haha! I think Fritz might have been trapped forever. (Pun intended). Thanks for the humor, Tom. ~ Bunker Hill Descendant
Date: 1/13/2021 8:02:00 PM
Hilariously done Gershon. I know what living in the desert is like.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/13/2021 8:13:00 PM
I just love the name 'Fritz,' don't you?! I was gonna use 'Hans' or 'Ivan,' but -- nah!! ~ Holl N. Won

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