Short Get Married Poems
Short Get Married Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Get Married by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Get Married by length and keyword.
A pony grows into a horse
Some marry to get divorced
A cute piglet grows into a sow
Some get married anyhow
Categories:
get married, animal, divorce, horse, marriage,
Form:
Couplet
He said let's get married, be my wife
And we shall be happy all our life
But very soon I knew
That he hadn't a clue
So someone should hide the butcher knife.
Categories:
get married, funny
Form:
Limerick
When you get married you'll talk about each other's strengths.
And when you get divorced your faults.
But when you get back together; your mistakes
Unless you don't; your vaults.
Categories:
get married, analogy, humanity, meaningful, perspective, philosophy, relationship, romance,
Form:
Quatrain
"You're not normal,
you won't get a break"
SSDI is your fate
I'll never get married
A child I never will carry
I watched my dreams melt in the sun
Too much damage has been done
Categories:
get married, depression, loss
Form:
Rhyme
two bunnies go a courting on a sweet summer’s day
middle of noon, and their guests are not far away
why don’t you get married? Giggly preteens often say
they go down the aisle and marry with a sashay
Categories:
get married, animal,
Form:
Monorhyme
They say “If you make a woman laugh, you half way there.”
But if she’s cross eyed you have to beware
She’ll be looking at you
And at your friend too
You might get married, but they'll end up having an affair
Categories:
get married, funny
Form:
Limerick
Should priests get married
It depends what they do
If they counsel mostly marrieds
then priests should be too
While a church of congregants single
~ Be wary of priests who intermingle
Categories:
get married, marriage, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme
i hope i wasn’t born the die young
i hope i have the chance to make it out of this damned town
to go to college,
to get married,
to have kids,
and to die happy
i hope that my mind wont get the better of me
when i am 14
and alone
Categories:
get married, 9th grade, age, mental health, suicide,
Form:
Free verse
If I ever get married, I'll put God first instead of my wife.
God is our creator and he's the most important in my life.
If I ever get married, I'll stand by my wife for better or worse.
But she will always come second because I will put God first.
Categories:
get married, god, religion,
Form:
Rhyme
Son: Dad, I heard that in arranged marriages, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, Everywhere!
Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
Father: I don't know son. I'm still paying for it regularly.
Categories:
get married, father, son
Form:
Rhyme
For example: what if it
had not rained that day
you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe
perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of coffee,
some pie, the hours flew
by; that spontaneous bet
(let's get married) turned
into a 40 year duet...
Categories:
get married, cute love, feelings, friendship, funny love, heart,
Form:
Free verse
He was a puppet master
She was a willing marionette
We might get married he lied
She loved the idea
They were together for fifty-two years
He is the love of my life she told everyone
Never married, for he was forever single
His blank promises kept her magic hopes alive
Categories:
get married, relationship,
Form:
Free verse
Bobbi Jo looked so pretty
In her wedding gown
But her veil of silk illusion
Couldn't hide her frown
All her friends and family
Were in the church that night
To see the "had to get married" wedding
And the shotgun her pa painted white
It was a FORMAL weddin' don'tcha know
Categories:
get married, family, life, love, people,
Form:
Rhyme
I am Gay, that how was Born.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, If have problem you need help!
I hope all 50 States allowed gay people to get married!
I hope someday I get Married!
I do not like the words people who’s to describe gay’s in America it Hurts me!
Ned Corkery 9/25/14
Categories:
get married, faith,
Form:
ABC
She's got a plan
just moved to Florida
one week in the hole
a forced proposal...
"yeah...
uh...
maybe if I get a job with insurance;
we'll get married...
then you'll have insurance too!"
a bribe
the spider web is officially constructed
"Charlotte's web"
no...we'll name it
the Black Widow!
Categories:
get married, animals, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life, nature, people,
Form:
Personification
SNAIL
I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the gits!
***
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October 13, 2016
Categories:
get married, funny, marriage, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
Marry not as per the social rules expect
But if you are in love, you got to marry
If your love is real but don’t get married
Life expansion stops
Most of the girls fall in love, marry elsewhere
If the boys follow, will remain unmarried
Followers impossible to find in year
Two thousand thirteen
Categories:
get married, love, lust,
Form:
Sapphic stanza
Once there was a man called sweet Christmas
took a vow to get married by one Christmas
fell in love with Madeleine balloon
who was already with Santa moon
bloody could anyone ditch Santa by Christmas!
Written on 05-11-2013 for the contest “Getting married at Christmas” by Shadow Hamilton.
Categories:
get married, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Read at least a thousand books
Get an education
Live your life
Visit other countries
Get dumped by a loved one
Get Married
Have or adopt at least 1 child
Get Divorced
Drink spirits of all kinds
Try to obtain wisdom
Have faith
Raise a little Hell
Consult your dreams
Then write your poem
Categories:
get married, poetry, writing,
Form:
Free verse
I will never get married again
I hate men!
This is my cousin in between husbands.
She has had six so far, trying to get it right.
The rest of us can see her error.
She always goes to the same rock
Looking for snakes under a barstool at closing time
Not unlike a hamster who only has one wheel.
Categories:
get married, woman,
Form:
Free verse
We live with our parents
About twenty years
Then
We meet a stranger
Fall in love
Get married
Raise children
Children leave home
But
Spouses
Live together
Forty years
Fifty years
Sixty years
Or more
Until death us
Do part
Let us
Love and honor
Our spouses
Categories:
get married, life, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Young people
Get married young
Because,
They feel that
They have nothing left
To hide,
That is remissive
- And -
Old People get married
So Old,
Because they think
That they have nothing
Left to loose........................
And rightfully so!
GF
Categories:
get married, funny, introspection
Form:
Personification
I don't think I'm going to ever get married
Because I don't love anyone that much
Lol
Why does everyone talk so much about love?
What is it?
Do I feel it?
I guess I would know when it hits me, right?
It'd better be a best shot
Because I would miss it
Would I miss it for the world?
Yeah
Go figure
Categories:
get married, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Pinky pink and greeny green met up with a Keurig machine
Decided to build a kitchen around it, both were pretty keen.
Until Greeny green wanted green, and pinky Pink wanted pink.
Their relationship ended upside down in the sink.
Neither would budge, both wanted their way.
Maybe it’s a good thing they did not get married today.
Categories:
get married, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I remember a guy who is
Going to get married
I asked him
"What's your love for her?"
He said
"She keeps my peace as I keep her."
This sounds to me like thunder
Among the clear sky
Came a lot of needles
How come peace was not
In remembrance to this
It would sound easy
Not to upset a person
I thought so much ponder
As I smile and walked away.
Categories:
get married, introspection, marriage, relationship,
Form:
Free verse