Short Get Married Poems

  A pony grows into a horse
    Some marry to get divorced

  A cute piglet grows into a sow
    Some get married anyhow
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He said let's get married, be my wife

And we shall be happy all our life

But very soon I knew

That he hadn't a clue

So someone should hide the butcher knife....

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When you get married you'll talk about each other's strengths.
And when you get divorced your faults.
But when you get back together; your mistakes
Unless you don't; your vaults....

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"You're not normal,
you won't get a break"
SSDI is your fate
I'll never get married
A child I never will carry
I watched my dreams melt in the sun
Too much damage has been done...

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two bunnies go a courting on a sweet summer’s day
middle of noon, and their guests are not far away
why don’t you get married? Giggly preteens often say
they go down the aisle and marry with a sashay...

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They say “If you make a woman laugh, you half way there.”
But if she’s cross eyed you have to beware
She’ll be looking at you
And at your friend too
You might get married, but they'll end up having an affair...

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  Should priests get married
    It depends what they do

  If they counsel mostly marrieds
    then priests should be too

  While a church of congregants single
     ~ Be wary of priests who intermingle
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If I ever get married, I'll put God first instead of my wife.
God is our creator and he's the most important in my life.
If I ever get married, I'll stand by my wife for better or worse.
But she will always come second because I will put God first....

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Son: Dad, I heard that in arranged marriages, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, Everywhere!

Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
Father: I don't know son. I'm still paying for it regularly....

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For example: what if it
had not rained that day

you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe

perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of coffee,
some pie, the hours flew
by; that spontaneous bet
(let's get married) turned
into a 40 year duet...
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He was a puppet master
She was a willing marionette
We might get married he lied
She loved the idea

They were together for fifty-two years
He is the love of my life she told everyone
Never married, for he was forever single
His blank promises kept her magic hopes alive...

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Bobbi Jo looked so pretty
In her wedding gown
But her veil of silk illusion
Couldn't hide her frown

All her friends and family
Were in the church that night
To see the "had to get married" wedding
And the shotgun her pa painted white

It was a FORMAL weddin' don'tcha know...

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I am Gay, that how was Born.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, If have problem you need help!
I hope all 50 States allowed gay people to get married!
I hope someday I get Married!
I do not like the words people who’s to describe gay’s in America it Hurts me! 
Ned Corkery 9/25/14...

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She's got a plan
just moved to Florida
one week in the hole
a forced proposal...

"yeah...
uh...
maybe if I get a job with insurance;
we'll get married...
then you'll have insurance too!"

a bribe
the spider web is officially constructed
"Charlotte's web"
no...we'll name it
the Black Widow!...

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SNAIL

I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the gits!

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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016...

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Marry not as per the social rules expect
But if you are in love, you got to marry
If your love is real but don’t get married
Life expansion stops

Most of the girls fall in love, marry elsewhere
If the boys follow, will remain unmarried
Followers impossible to find in year
Two thousand thirteen...

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Once there was a man called sweet Christmas
took a vow to get married by one Christmas
fell in love with Madeleine balloon 
who was already with Santa moon
bloody could anyone ditch Santa by Christmas!

Written on 05-11-2013 for the contest “Getting married at Christmas” by Shadow Hamilton....

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Read at least a thousand books
Get an education
Live your life
Visit other countries
Get dumped by a loved one
Get Married
Have or adopt at least 1 child 
Get Divorced
Drink spirits of all kinds
Try to obtain wisdom
Have faith
Raise a little Hell
Consult your dreams

Then write your poem...

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I will never get married again
I hate men!
This is my cousin in between husbands.
She has had six so far, trying to get it right.

The rest of us can see her error.
She always goes to the same rock
Looking for snakes under a barstool at closing time
Not unlike a hamster who only has one wheel....

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We live with our parents  
About twenty years 

Then  
We meet a stranger 
Fall in love  
Get married 
Raise children

Children leave home

But
Spouses 
Live together 
Forty years 
Fifty years  
Sixty years  
Or more 

Until death us
Do part 

Let us  
Love and honor  
Our spouses...

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Young people
Get married young
Because,
They feel that
They have nothing left
To hide,

That is remissive

            - And -

Old People get married
          So Old,
Because they think
That they have nothing
Left to loose........................
And rightfully so!

                GF...

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I don't think I'm going to ever get married
Because I don't love anyone that much 
Lol
Why does everyone talk so much about love?
What is it?
Do I feel it?
I guess I would know when it hits me, right?
It'd better be a best shot
Because I would miss it
Would I miss it for the world?
Yeah
Go figure...

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Pinky pink and greeny green met up with a Keurig machine
Decided to build a kitchen around it, both were pretty keen.
Until Greeny green wanted green, and pinky Pink wanted pink.
Their relationship ended upside down in the sink.
Neither would budge, both wanted their way.
Maybe it’s a good thing they did not get married today....

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I remember a guy who is
Going to get married
I asked him
"What's your love for her?"
He said
"She keeps my peace as I keep her."
This sounds to me like thunder
Among the clear sky
Came a lot of needles
How come peace was not
In remembrance to this
It would sound easy
Not to upset a person
I thought so much ponder
As I smile and walked away....

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It is so hard in this world of hate
To not think of where we can go.
In this world of mistrust and hurt,
There is no Juliet and Romeo
People say when they get married,
Till death do us part
But what if we say,
Death do we part to?
It's like inviting death into the home
As we lay down in our grave.
So from this world do i resign,
Death do I part to....

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