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Divorce By Murder

He said let's get married, be my wife

And we shall be happy all our life

But very soon I knew

That he hadn't a clue

So someone should hide the butcher knife.

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Robert Pettit

January 19, 2011 at 5:39 PM

Either with divorce or murder, you would still need a lawyer. Another good writing.

Anthony Beesley

January 17, 2011 at 6:09 PM

Be careful your statement could be admissable in a court of law and disorder

James Fraser

January 17, 2011 at 3:36 PM

No shower for me for a while, eek eek eek eek. Koolio Limerick Francine, good luck in the contest....:)

Kory Calhoun

January 17, 2011 at 2:14 PM

LOL! This was a good one. Good luck in the contest. KC

Carolyn Devonshire

January 17, 2011 at 11:25 AM

LOL I bet there are a lot of folks who might consider this option over a lengthy divorce. Funny limerick, Francine. If it's for Deb's contest, I wish you success. Love, Carolyn