Short Get A Life Poems
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Uppercut, Towel, Rent
Hanging out after his first lesson
He needs to get a life
Wash the bruise
Love Irish
this do for you
things do go wrong
mabe its hard to carry on
if you try do it right
you'll see the light
SO
GET A LIFE
Three Year Stint
William Shatner
Was a space captain only as an actor.
He told fans to get a life,
Which only brought him strife.
Umm
ummmm really?
You who are so
glib with the phrase.
Get a life, love ifya can and smile
frequently.
k, so another idea,
rock on
~N
yep
come for me
try love pills
the things you say
are to ill
my darling come to me
as you will
better yet get a life
keep sucking it all up
Releasing a
lost-in-city
Inland Taipan
into the wild,
the snake handler
exclaimed with joy
'go! get a life'.
Slithering away snake
hissed back 'you too'!
Don't you jive me no more blues
You take this my gin my booze
One here needs to get a life
Talk of Christ on my world cruise.
18/3/2020
Entered into Jenish Somadas
Let the pen flow Poetry Contest.
In the Name of Jesus
Please get up stand up
Go get a life
Everyday at church
Can't feed your home
In the name of Jesus
Please get up stand up
Heaven help those
Who help themselves
No matter how much you pray
RENEWAL
If you think there maybe life after death
Well, get a life, good Sir
Are zombies alive or dead, I ask
But tell me wrong, I’ll take you to task
And you’ll soon know which you prefer
Such a view becomes your shibboleth
Why do you try to pull the wool over my eyes?
Others can see your own hypocrisy
Often telling blatant lies
Life is for living,
You need to get a life!
Contest:WOOL
Sponsor:C T
12~30~15
Cat has claws and will attack
Fling the viscous thing in a sack!
Seems to do it over and over
Rather sometime have a dog named Rover!
Once it starts having fun
An era of terror has begun!
So get a life you crazy cat
I want to live - how about that!
For Andrea's Life contest
For the Life of Me
For the life of me
I can’t figure you out.
In another life we
would be the perfect couple.
Under different circumstances
we would be set for life.
As it stands now, though, we are
hanging on for dear life.
So, grow up, be an adult
and get a life.
I was 24/7 on my new computer, so my husband found another suitor,
Now I stay up so darn late, I cannot even find a date, then suddenly the early
morning broke, and the sun let me know how I was a joke, to sit and tap on buttons all night,
She said I need to get a life because no man wants a computer wife! lol
There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself as just grand.
The angry old man had a wife,
Whose life he oft filled with strife.
He described her as moody.
Just stupid and broody.
She told him to go get a life.
There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself as just grand.
The angry old man had a wife,
Whose life he oft filled with strife.
He described her as moody,
Just stupid and broody.
She told him to go get a life.
Put Down The Gun
Put down the gun,
It's had it's day,
A very primative way,
Ain't you got a brain, anyway?!
Put down the gun,
It's no fun,
What good's it ever done?
Except for killing,
Adults, children & animals,
And making some jerk rich,
Put down the gun,
And get a life,
Instead of taking one.
No so funny, man,
Feeding me spam,
Morbidly yours, all right,
More verbs, how blight,
Don't waste your words,
You're beyond absurd,
Negative chaff and chatter,
Really does not matter,
Get over yourself,
Get off that shelf,
Go get a life,
Signed, your only wife!
No one believes your spam,
Morbidly yours, now scram!
get a life and stop pretending
all your drama is never ending
it's okay to be happy and to smile
try helping others and go the extra mile
simplicity is the best way to go
instead of constantly going to and fro
so, take a deep breath and then exhale
all the negativity you must expel
you can do it, I know you can
and if you fail just start over again
stay away i say
get a life
choose your own
go your own way
stay away i say
you dont need me
i dont need you
stay away i say
i need my own separate life
i dont need you to bug me
stay away i say
i try to tell you i love you
your my brother
you dont get the meaning of love
you dont know get the meaning of my words
stay away i say
Form:
So God asked me smugly, “How did you
find the life I fashioned one for you?”
“Not very colorful, Sire,” I decried.
“My wife was homely and dull
My kids, mediocre and drab
I slogged, I struggled feeling ever gray.
An uneventful life. Unconditionally normal.
Methinks, you did a gross injustice by me.”
“Oh, shut the … whining,” God boomed.
“Just go back and get a life!”
I solemnly do declare
That I had wet me underwear
I got an awful scare
It was pink and purpley and bare
When I looked inside there
And had a mane like a mare
With a one eyed snakey stare
I actually screamed, I swear
When I noticed the neglect and care
It was as big as an ant bear
Until it said "Get a life"
I said "Phew" the thing in the bed is just the wife
Good night
Get my life
Get a life, the air is on, and life
Life, lifestream is on, on my map
Get my life, it is a plan, field, and path.
Be with me, life is on, get air, no off
I loved you, I searched for you, be on
Take a life, away, woods, walk, live is on.
I love you, our life is on, but gone
Stay with me, my life is a home
To you, get soul, space, life, and home.
And love.
Yeah
Me Television is tired of always being starred at like Im crazy when its something scary on me , me television is tired of always seeing tears when i show something bad o the news. I am tired of always being moved around and watched all day by BIG FAT PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO GET A LIFE. So sick of constantly getting my buttons pushed carelessly fearlessly if only me television could speak!
Oh my friend cowherd
Play Your Flute,
Sweet voice from core of heart
Flora has to get a life.
Black Drongo birds and Martin
The cows came back on,
Play your flute to
Dark Green pasture must yield.
Oh my friend cowherd
Play Your Flute,
A group has cows eat grass
The world has to be a new form.
The sun has set go west
Cows did stunts, eating grass
Oh my friend cowherd
Play Your Flute.
'Get a life'
arrow-words, jarring, ripping the womb
of reality.
and the entrails of possibilities gush forth
to form redemptive streams.
'Get a life'
Drill-bit words, tunnelling iron mountains
like a train given new life, like a train
given new life.
Shouted words
dashed against prior knowledge,
striking a fitting richochet.
The man in the mirror
picks himself up,
dons his courage and begins a new trek
on the trail of time.