Short Get A Life Poems

All of us get a life for once
So why live in a fear for months....

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Pay no attention
to Ad pop ups from Netflix
interrupting thoughts!...

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stop this pain
acting insane
you can still gain
just stand right
to see the bright light
GET A LIFE...

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I won’t be haunted by a ghost from the past; I wish he’d get a life!

3/12/19...

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The hours are like ticking bombs if you don't get a life!



John Hamilton: Monoku Madness
Aug 19,2016...

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don't lay on the ground
head hanging down
go to a new town
stand up  and fight
you got rights
GET A LIFE...

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this do for you
things do go wrong
mabe its hard to carry on
if you try do it right
you'll see the light
SO
GET A LIFE...

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Three Year Stint

William Shatner
Was a space captain only as an actor.
He told fans to get a life,
Which only brought him strife....

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Umm
ummmm really?
You who are so

glib with the phrase.

Get a life, love ifya can and smile
frequently.

k, so another idea,
rock on

~N

yep...

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come for me
try love pills
the things you say
are to ill

my darling come to me
as you will

better yet get a life
keep sucking it all up...

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Releasing a
lost-in-city
Inland Taipan
into the wild,
the snake handler
exclaimed with joy
'go! get a life'.

Slithering away snake
hissed back 'you too'!
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Don't you jive me no more blues
You take this my gin my booze
One here needs to get a life
Talk of Christ on my world cruise.

18/3/2020
Entered into Jenish Somadas
Let the pen flow Poetry Contest....

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In the Name of Jesus 
Please get up stand up 
Go get a life 
Everyday at church
Can't feed your home 

In the name of Jesus
Please get up stand up 
Heaven help those 
Who help themselves
No matter how much you pray...

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RENEWAL

If you think there maybe life after death
Well, get a life, good Sir
Are zombies alive or dead, I ask
But tell me wrong, I’ll take you to task
And you’ll soon know which you prefer
Such a view becomes your shibboleth

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Why do you try to pull the wool over my eyes?
Others can see your own hypocrisy 
Often telling blatant lies 
Life is for living, 
You need to get a life!

Contest:WOOL
Sponsor:C T

12~30~15...

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Cat has claws and will attack
Fling the viscous thing in a sack!

Seems to do it over and over
Rather sometime have a dog named Rover!

Once it starts having fun
An era of terror has begun!

So get a life you crazy cat
I want to live - how about that!...

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For Andrea's Life contest

For the Life of Me

For the life of me
I can’t figure you out.
In another life we
would be the perfect couple.
Under different circumstances
we would be set for life.
As it stands now, though, we are
hanging on for dear life.
So, grow up, be an adult
and get a life.
...

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I was 24/7 on my new computer, so my husband found another suitor,
Now I stay up so darn late, I cannot even find a date, then suddenly the early
morning broke, and the sun let me know how I was a joke, to sit and tap on buttons all night,
She said I need to get a life because no man wants a computer wife! lol...

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There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself as just grand.

The angry old man had a wife,
Whose life he oft filled with strife.
He described her as moody.
Just stupid and broody.
She told him to go get a life....

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There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself as just grand.

The angry old man had a wife,
Whose life he oft filled with strife.
He described her as moody,
Just stupid and broody.
She told him to go get a life....

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Put Down The Gun
  Put down the gun,
 It's had it's day,
  A very primative way,
 Ain't you got a brain, anyway?!
  Put down the gun,
 It's no fun,
  What good's it ever done?
 Except for killing, 
  Adults, children & animals,
 And making some jerk rich,
  Put down the gun,
 And get a life,
  Instead of taking one....

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No so funny, man,
Feeding me spam,
Morbidly yours, all right,
More verbs, how blight,
Don't waste your words,
You're beyond absurd,
Negative chaff and chatter,
Really does not matter,
Get over yourself, 
Get off that shelf,
Go get a life,
Signed, your only wife!
No one believes your spam,
Morbidly yours, now scram! 
...

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get a life and stop pretending
all your drama is never ending
it's okay to be happy and to smile
try helping others and go the extra mile
simplicity is the best way to go
instead of constantly going to and fro
so, take a deep breath and then exhale
all the negativity you must expel
you can do it, I know you can
and if you fail just start over again...

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stay away i say 

get a life
choose your own 
go your own way

stay away i say
 
you dont need me 
 i dont need you

stay away i say

i need my own separate life 
i dont need you to bug me 

stay away i say 

i try to tell you i love you 
your my brother 

you dont get the meaning of love 
you dont know get the meaning of my words

stay away i say...

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So God asked me smugly, “How did you
find the life I fashioned one for you?”
“Not very colorful, Sire,” I decried.
“My wife was homely and dull
My kids, mediocre and drab
I slogged, I struggled feeling ever gray.
An uneventful life. Unconditionally normal. 
Methinks, you did a gross injustice by me.”
“Oh, shut the … whining,” God boomed.
“Just go back and get a life!”
...

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