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I Solemnly Do Declare

I solemnly do declare That I had wet me underwear I got an awful scare It was pink and purpley and bare When I looked inside there And had a mane like a mare With a one eyed snakey stare I actually screamed, I swear When I noticed the neglect and care It was as big as an ant bear Until it said "Get a life" I said "Phew" the thing in the bed is just the wife Good night

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 10/9/2010 5:29:00 PM
Hi Sidney.Tut tut tut,another one!I loved it as I do with anything that makes me laugh.Keep them coming.We all need love and laughter in this life and your very ribald sense of humour is a tonic.Keep happy.luv June(Sylvia)
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Date: 10/9/2010 2:14:00 PM
Hehe crazy person ;) had a good laugh with this one Sidney! Love Wilma
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Date: 10/9/2010 8:34:00 AM
Very funny and awesome write as always, Sidney
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Date: 10/8/2010 9:17:00 PM
funny, i like the first two lines lol, enjoyed your write...P.D.
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