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I Solemnly Do Declare

I solemnly do declare
That I had wet me underwear
I got an awful scare
It was pink and purpley and bare
When I looked inside there
And had a mane like a mare
With a one eyed snakey stare
I actually screamed, I swear
When I noticed the neglect and care
It was as big as an ant bear

Until it said "Get a life"
I said "Phew" the thing in the bed is just the wife
Good night

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 10/9/2010 5:29:00 PM
Hi Sidney.Tut tut tut,another one!I loved it as I do with anything that makes me laugh.Keep them coming.We all need love and laughter in this life and your very ribald sense of humour is a tonic.Keep happy.luv June(Sylvia)
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Date: 10/9/2010 2:14:00 PM
Hehe crazy person ;) had a good laugh with this one Sidney! Love Wilma
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Date: 10/9/2010 8:34:00 AM
Very funny and awesome write as always, Sidney
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Date: 10/8/2010 9:17:00 PM
funny, i like the first two lines lol, enjoyed your write...P.D.
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