I Solemnly Do Declare
I solemnly do declare
That I had wet me underwear
I got an awful scare
It was pink and purpley and bare
When I looked inside there
And had a mane like a mare
With a one eyed snakey stare
I actually screamed, I swear
When I noticed the neglect and care
It was as big as an ant bear
Until it said "Get a life"
I said "Phew" the thing in the bed is just the wife
Good night
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