Get a life

So God asked me smugly, “How did you find the life I fashioned one for you?” “Not very colorful, Sire,” I decried. “My wife was homely and dull My kids, mediocre and drab I slogged, I struggled feeling ever gray. An uneventful life. Unconditionally normal. Methinks, you did a gross injustice by me.” “Oh, shut the … whining,” God boomed. “Just go back and get a life!”

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/4/2025 7:12:00 AM

Dropping by to say congratulations on your winning work. So nice to see it in the winners' list. Way to go. Like the humor. Sara K

Abdul Malik
Date: 3/4/2025 2:02:00 PM

Thanks Sara. Like always, I appreciate your comment.

thriveni c mysore

Date: 3/2/2025 7:55:00 PM

cool humor. lovely write. congratulations on your win dear poet. cheers!!!

Abdul Malik
Date: 3/4/2025 2:01:00 PM

Glad that you got the humor. Thanks.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/2/2025 2:23:00 PM

Oh. This was SO unique and clever. The only thing that kept me from putting it higher was that you used the word smug. I tend to take things literally and I think God would never sound smug. But I can sure imagine him with. a booming voice. That last part was so funny. Congrats in my contest.

Jay Narain

Date: 2/4/2025 10:31:00 AM

Aah. We all feel the same way sometimes. But we have to get a life.

Abdul Malik
Date: 2/6/2025 3:57:00 PM

"get a life," Yeah, that's what God told me when I saw him. Did you see Him recently? lol