Short Funniest Poems
Short Funniest Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funniest by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funniest by length and keyword.
What Does the Fox Say
A quick eye,
Redeem your breath,
Hardly any escape.
A haiku- 5/7/5
Sound I find the funniest...
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!...
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Categories:
funniest, courage,
Form:
Haiku
What a Croc
Has a baby bear hair?
Well, yes!
Is a baby hare bare?
I guess.
But the funniest thing I ever saw,
Was a crocodile wearing a dress....
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Categories:
funniest, animals, children, funny, baby, baby,
Form:
I do not know?
The Last Laugh
My girlfriend dumped me, after I stole her wheelchair
She came crawling back
Funniest Couplet Ever PC
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
funniest, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Wisdom I Have Learned
Simply love any flower;
You will feel ever-younger!
17 November 2021
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS...
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Categories:
funniest, flower, life, love,
Form:
Couplet
Funny Lines
I cannot write a funny line,
On others' rhymes I choose to dine.
For: YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins
November 16, 2021...
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Categories:
funniest, humor, writing,
Form:
Couplet
My Dad Is Great
You stand behind me like a wall,
To never let me fall.
The funniest joke-ster,
Which soaks me in laughter.
Your work for us is restless,
And my love for you is endless....
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Categories:
funniest, appreciation, art,
Form:
Couplet
'baby Brain' Drives Me Insane
I arrive home and start to cuss
I've left my baby on the bus!
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by L Milton Hankins
11/19/21...
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Categories:
funniest, baby, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Evolution
We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that looked just like you
For the Zoo contest...
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Categories:
funniest, funny
Form:
Limerick
Golfing Obsession
My brother is so obsessed with golf,
he even struck the nose of poor Rudolph.
Thursday, November 18, 2021
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS...
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Categories:
funniest, animal,
Form:
Couplet
A Little Dumbstruck
Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical
By waking to find I’m without either testicle
[extract from Dumstruck Is Me for Your Funniest Couplet contest]
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
funniest, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Dame In Distress
Out on a calm day, wind would gust she didn’t know
She was in distress when it swirled up her kimono.
December 2, 2021
Contest : Your Funniest Couplet Ever
Sponsor : L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
funniest, funny,
Form:
Couplet
Amorous Food Poisoning
Date fed me oysters with amorous intent
Food poisoning struck me, I heard his lament.
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER
Poetry Contest
Sponsored
by:
L MILTON HANKINS...
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Categories:
funniest, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Couplet
The Funniest Typo
A poet who was very late for a contest,
submitted a long poem on line, but
misspelled Zareba for Zebra!
Darn it, he was thinking of wild Africa!
Didn't it cost him points and a pain in the chest?...
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Categories:
funniest, poetry, words,
Form:
Limerick
The North Wind
When the north wind blows, and the aroma is quite bleak
Be careful with the push, you might get more than a squeak
12/5/21
Your Funniest Couplet Ever Poetry Contest
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
funniest, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Life With a Toddler
My sweet little angel, playing outside in the mud
But wait it hasn't rained... how can there be... oh crud.
11/24/2021
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS...
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Categories:
funniest, funny, kid,
Form:
Couplet
Howdy Doody Time
Bluster is planning with his pal Dilly Dally
To take us all down a very dark alley
Funniest Rhyming Couplet Ever Contest
L Milton Hankins
Original Poem Howdy Doody Conversation
11/28/21...
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Categories:
funniest, america, child, extended metaphor, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Rounding Out My Performance
Stupendously, I walk a straight line, a mile high, across the tight rope.
Following my death-defying performance, I shower, slip on the soap.
11/27/2021
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
funniest, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Dominic's Sad Plight
For Dominic, love at first sight was narcotic, it made him quixotic
Initially he was all erotic, but at the end, was kicked out as neurotic
Your Funniest Couplet Ever Poetry Contest
Sponsor- L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
funniest, addiction, betrayal, divorce,
Form:
Couplet
Would I Lie
One of the funniest moments of my life
Was watching my principal’s face turn blood red
When I asked “Would I lie?”
And eight children in back of me said “yes” nodding their heads
In front of two hundred parents....
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Categories:
funniest, teacher,
Form:
Light Verse
Blind Date
New clothes and makeup, my heart delighted
Awaiting my fate with a date who is farsighted
Your Funniest Couplet Ever Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS
November 14, 2021
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Categories:
funniest, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
None Too Bright
Good morning father not much sun today, not even a bit of cloud
Huh! damn that boy ain't got a lick of sense, saying that out loud
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS
11/17/21...
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Categories:
funniest, allusion, father son, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
To See If She Is a She
street thug pointed a knife and said, “show me your breast”!
sumo wrestler slapped him and said “ get an eye test”!
Couplet written 16/11/2021
12 lines each line
L Milton Hankins sponsored
Your Funniest Couplet contest...
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Categories:
funniest, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 1st
Form:
Couplet
On Display
My package was on display; man meat, free for all to gaze—
As limp as limp could be like I was part of a parade.
Submitted for YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS...
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Categories:
funniest, funny,
Form:
Couplet
Here's To Dean
Here's to Dean, who eats his greens, works out and fits into his old jeans.
At eighty-eight, he's now more buff than he ever was in his teens!
Nov. 18, 2021
for L Milton Hankins' Your Funniest Couplet Ever Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
funniest, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Extroverts With Attitude
While not for prudes this girly stuff,
It's skinny dipping in the buff.
11 / 17 / 2021.
Sponsor L. Milton Hankins.
Your funniest couplet ever Poetry Contest.
From my poem Skinny Dipping.
10 / 15 / 2019....
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Categories:
funniest, cool, dark, women,
Form:
Couplet