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A Little Dumbstruck

Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical By waking to find I’m without either testicle [extract from Dumstruck Is Me for Your Funniest Couplet contest] Sponsor: L Milton Hankins

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Date: 12/14/2021 4:25:00 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win Terry:-) hugs Jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/14/2021 4:43:00 PM
Thanks, Jan. I’m not sure if you read the original ‘Dumbstruck Is Me’… it would clarify the context of this particular couplet. Terry
Date: 12/7/2021 3:09:00 PM
YIKES!!! I enjoyed this one. Congrats for the win.
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Date: 12/8/2021 7:38:00 AM
Thanks, Andrea. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 12/6/2021 9:00:00 AM
Cheesh! That surgeon must've been drunk! A huge congrats, Terry! Janice
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Date: 12/6/2021 10:32:00 AM
I wouldn’t mind, Janice… but I went in with in-growing toenails. ;-) Terry
Date: 12/6/2021 8:26:00 AM
Congratulations on your creative win. Have a blessed day/week writing away.......................
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Date: 12/6/2021 10:33:00 AM
Thank you Paula. You too. Terry
Date: 12/6/2021 4:21:00 AM
Very witty, indeed! Rather, hilarious! Congratulations!
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Date: 12/6/2021 10:35:00 AM
Thank you, Christuraj. Terry
Date: 12/6/2021 1:08:00 AM
The list of remarks keeps the hilarity of your writ alive, and to that, my compliments, Terry, Aloha!
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Date: 12/6/2021 1:40:00 AM
Thanks William. I often think the comments are funnier than the poem. Terry
Date: 12/5/2021 5:25:00 PM
Hopefully your still asleep in one of those wake up dreams. Congratulations!
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Date: 12/6/2021 1:04:00 AM
No time to sleep, Kim… I’m the new choirboy! Terry
Date: 12/5/2021 5:11:00 PM
Terry, I thought this was incredibly amusing, and I couldn't help but wonder what that was the case. Congratulations, friend! Now, I'll need to go back and read what I'm presuming is a more explanatory poem, eh?
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Date: 12/6/2021 1:03:00 AM
Thanks Milt and thanks for my placement in your contest. You did enjoy the full text at the time, because I had to Google ‘LMAO’. Terry
Date: 11/23/2021 9:35:00 PM
How's your carrot work now?! I can't imagine that it's a real stand-out anymore. Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 11/25/2021 1:01:00 PM
Gave it to the rabbit… it turned its nose up. Terry
Date: 11/23/2021 10:34:00 AM
Ah, you have been reading Le Canard again!
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Date: 11/23/2021 11:46:00 AM
I might have done, Rico. But I can’t rest the books in my lap anymore. Terry
Date: 11/23/2021 8:45:00 AM
Don't worry Terry you'll be able to hit the high notes in the choir lol. Tom
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Date: 11/23/2021 11:51:00 AM
Blimey… I couldn’t do that when I was kid… mind you, I wasn’t in the choir! Cheers Tom, Terry
Date: 11/23/2021 6:11:00 AM
Ouch lol, hugs jan xx
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Date: 11/23/2021 11:54:00 AM
Oh well, at least, if there’s any shady people about… it’s a good place to hide my wallet. ;-) Thanks, Jan. Terry

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