The Last Laugh

My girlfriend dumped me, after I stole her wheelchair 
She came crawling back  


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Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 2/21/2021 9:18:00 AM
LOL, good one!
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Date: 2/17/2021 8:49:00 PM
Life gives us circumstances that may not appear as something to laugh about. Whatever it is about, there are times we just have to laugh... And I did with this one Charlie.
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Date: 2/16/2021 5:31:00 AM
Oh Charles this really made me laugh. Reminds me of two crooks talking and one said to the other "Did you see how dirty that blind guy fought. He sicced his seeing eye dog on me." Great one. I needed a chuckle. God Bless, JB
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Date: 2/16/2021 2:24:00 AM
Creative way to go with this one. This is sad to say but here a man who was paralyzed was taken to a wooded area by his girlfriend, put out and left without his wheelchair. It was cold at the time this happened and he died from the elements. She was charged with murder and now is serving time. Thanks for the honor of placing in your contest. Sara
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Date: 2/14/2021 7:51:00 PM
charles, The girlfriend, like the poem, a keeper. -Richard
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Date: 2/5/2021 10:08:00 AM
Wow Charles witty, LoL, you could have the best , but this is really funny. I couldn't help laughing, does that mean I'm not nice? Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/23/2021 12:15:00 PM
dark humour indeed Charles:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/23/2021 10:26:00 AM
Lol! Charlie, I shouldn't be laughing -Alexis
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Date: 1/23/2021 9:35:00 AM
Hee hee, hilarious! xomo
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Date: 1/23/2021 9:01:00 AM
That's so cruel, that I laughed out loud...shame on me!
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