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'baby Brain' Drives Me Insane

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I arrive home and start to cuss
I've left my baby on the bus!

YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest

Sponsored by L Milton Hankins

11/19/21

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Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 12/8/2021 1:38:00 PM

Oh NO! But quite humorous....I imagine many parents could attest to this. Congratulations on your win. Blessings, Paulette

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/7/2021 3:08:00 PM

This just had to be a win. BIG congrats.

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/7/2021 5:01:00 AM

Congrats Jan on your win with this little gem!!

Beata Agustin

Date: 12/6/2021 10:20:00 PM

Congrats! Thanks for sharing this.. reality (I hope not to experience)... God bless you.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/6/2021 8:55:00 AM

Oh, my. LOL! CONGRATS, Jan! Janice

Avery Won

Date: 12/6/2021 4:50:00 AM

Bahaha reminds me of that Friends episode. Love it :)

Christuraj Alex

Date: 12/6/2021 4:19:00 AM

Indeed, very interesting, rather, funny or witty. Congratulations!

Terry Flood

Date: 12/6/2021 12:39:00 AM

Funny win, Jan. Have you considered applying to become Prime Minister. Congrats. Terry

Eve Roper

Date: 12/5/2021 9:23:00 PM

Back with congratulations :)

John Watt

Date: 12/5/2021 8:59:00 PM

Your humour never fails to bring a smile Jan. Big congrats for your couplet winner! Hugs ~ John

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/5/2021 6:43:00 PM

Haha! Blame it on the mommy's sleep deprivation. A wonderful couplet, Jan. Your light-hearted pen is delightful. Congratulations for your excellent win in Milton's contest. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/5/2021 5:19:00 PM

If you had one more line it would say “again” LOL, Jan! A good funny piece but in real time would be frightening. Congratulations!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/5/2021 5:08:00 PM

You know, it can happen! Congratulations on your high placement in the contest. Although it really isn't funny when you think about it, my first reaction was to laugh outloud!

Judy Ball

Date: 11/23/2021 1:47:00 PM

OH MY GOODNESS!!! This never happened to me but right after having her first baby my husband's sister was getting ready to go shopping and half way to the market she realized she'd left the baby at home alone. Scary stuff. Good one Jan . God Bless, JB

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/22/2021 4:49:00 AM

Good one Jan, great idea for the contest! xxoo

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/21/2021 11:55:00 PM

This is a winner!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/21/2021 11:55:00 AM

Awesome one, Jan!!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/21/2021 9:30:00 AM

Just imagine, could this ever happen to a mum, or even worse, if it really does happen! Either way, a winning couplet! Love and hugs. Jennifer.

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 11/21/2021 2:06:00 AM

This piece made me smile. lol...Delice

Debra L Brown

Date: 11/20/2021 5:05:00 PM

Funny, Good Luck in the contest. Blessings ~ Debbie

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/20/2021 10:08:00 AM

Not sure which one, the tiny baby or the big baby?

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/20/2021 10:06:00 AM

Lol!Jan, That is a hilarious couplet. I could just picture the whole scene. Well done.Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day and weekend:-) Alexis

John Lawless

Date: 11/20/2021 6:24:00 AM

I know you had to rant and rave but when he got home....he could shave