Short Floozie Poems
Short Floozie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Floozie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Floozie by length and keyword.
Gently, Please
Flo Floozie will always be seen
on St. Pat's Day covered in green,
except for her rear.
The message is clear:
Pinch gently here, guys. Don't be mean!
March 18, 2016...
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Categories:
floozie, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Suzie the Floozie - Bawdy Limerick
Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle
Her massive boobs she likes to dangle
They look like ripe fruit
Guys think she’s so cute
Observing them from every angle!...
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Categories:
floozie, body, dance, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Me and My Floozie
Just watched a fantastic science fiction movie
Amazing effects, they were so totally “groovy”
Amazing, amazing
Toupee raising
So realistic, it blew away me and my floozie...
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Categories:
floozie, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Stroke My Bits
Bright skies on the horizon from where I sit
Uplifting my spirits but I'm afraid to admit
Takes more than weather
To make us feel better
Need a young floozie to stroke my bits...
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Categories:
floozie, uplifting,
Form:
Limerick
Just Desserts
My boss was a sneak and a cheat.
His wife was much nicer and sweet.
She caught him with Susie,
A flaunting it floozie
And threw him right out in the street.
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For Carolyn's contestWon no. 4...
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Categories:
floozie, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Beach Bummer - BAWDY WARNING
On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel
She kicked him out of their hotel
The lowlife, the fool
Now sleeps by the pool
Aunt certainly made his life hell!
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Categories:
floozie, betrayal, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Flossie, the Floozie
At night Flossie often went cruising.
With men, she went way beyond schmoozing.
So freely she bed-hopped;
then one day her fun stopped.
How'd she get the clap? So confusing!
Promiscuous people are daring!
While lovin' free, they may be sharing
more than they intended;
and then, to be mended,
they must have long-term doctor's caring.
Clap--gonorrhea
April 27, 2017...
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Categories:
floozie, lust, pain, passion,
Form:
Limerick
With Certainty I Am Not the Only One
SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE-ZEE
YOU’LL WIND UP BLACK AND BLUE IF YOU CALL HER A FLOOZIE
IN FRONT OF ME ONE HAD NEVER DARE CALL HER A DAMNABLE DOOZIE
AND EVEN WORSE I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED FOR HER TO MAKE ME WOOZIE
THE HEADLINES THE NEXT DAY WOULD SCREAM “MAN ENDS UP BLACK AND BLUESIE”
BECAUSE I HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR THE POETRY OF MS. DEBBIE GOOZIE
~free cee!~...
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Categories:
floozie, death, me,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
Does Every Poem Require a Title
SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE-ZEE
YOU’LL WIND UP BLACK AND BLUE IF YOU CALL HER A FLOOZIE
IN FRONT OF ME ONE HAD NEVER DARE CALL HER A DAMNABLE DOOZIE
AND EVEN WORSE I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED FOR HER TO MAKE ME WOOZIE
THE HEADLINES THE NEXT DAY WOULD SCREAM “MAN ENDS UP BLACK AND BLUESIE”
BECAUSE I HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR THE POETRY OF MS. DEBBIE GOOZIE
~free cee!~...
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Categories:
floozie, angst, me,
Form:
Rispetto
Soozie, the Flamingo Floozie
She was dressed like a flamingo floozie
Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie!
Wearing a shade of pink
She flirted with a wink
I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie
Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when
Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken?
Overdid the implants
Axed the bulge in her pants
I heard tell her name used to be Big Ben
*Finding a balance between writing humor and serious poetry.
I try but will never be as well-rounded as Soozie... Thank Goodness!...
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Categories:
floozie, humor,
Form:
Limerick