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Suzie the Floozie - Bawdy Limerick

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For Bawdy Limerick Constest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

07/30/23

Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle Her massive boobs she likes to dangle They look like ripe fruit Guys think she’s so cute Observing them from every angle!

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 8/21/2023 10:18:00 AM

Massive, huh?! No wonder they like every angle! Congratulations Jan! :)

Jeff Connelly

Date: 8/20/2023 12:41:00 PM

Bodily bawdy... Gotta love limericks. Thanks Jan

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 8/18/2023 6:14:00 PM

Good one, Jan: Congratulations I thought it was about me for a second. LOL SuZ

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/18/2023 1:55:00 PM

Jan, hilarious, congratulations on your first place win! hugs

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/18/2023 1:17:00 PM

Back with congratulations. I enjoyed reading this Fun read again. Have a great day/weekend...............

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2023 1:26:00 PM

Thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Miller

Date: 8/18/2023 2:52:00 AM

Love it! Congratulations, ha ha ha my validation code to send this comment is XDD!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2023 1:25:00 PM

Lol Thanks Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 8/2/2023 5:08:00 PM

LOL. Captured the essence again Jan! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2023 1:25:00 PM

thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Arlo Parker

Date: 8/2/2023 1:13:00 PM

Better look out she doesn't spin off the pole with all the momentum gyrating...woosh! Splat!! :))

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2023 1:42:00 PM

lol thanks AP xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/1/2023 1:49:00 PM

I really like this. Just like a guy!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2023 7:58:00 AM

lol thanks Andrea xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/30/2023 2:35:00 PM

very funny, jan! perfect for the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2023 5:11:00 AM

I decided to change it from my original idea which was probably a little too bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 7/30/2023 1:41:00 PM

Side splitting Jan, hilarious… Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2023 5:10:00 AM

Glad you liked it Belle :-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/30/2023 12:27:00 PM

A creative/fun Limerick write/picture. A fun read. "Good Luck" Have a great day/week.............

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2023 5:10:00 AM

thanks Paula:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 7/30/2023 9:51:00 AM

Yep I’ve got to admit Jan, I’ve looked over your Suzie diagram, and limerick, and cannot find one bad angle, lol! great one for the contest, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2023 9:51:00 AM

hahaha thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Paige Turner

Date: 7/30/2023 9:49:00 AM

made me laugh Jan x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2023 9:51:00 AM

Thanks Paige, iIhad to tone it down as it was a little too bawdy before lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/30/2023 8:40:00 AM

Oh Jan! I had no clue what your limerick was about, but it looks like I stated the case correctly in my limerick entry. Hats off to you, but nothing else, chick!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2023 9:00:00 AM

I've changed it lol its a little less bawdy now lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2023 8:41:00 AM

hahaha thanks Lin its deffo bawdy lol