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Suzie the Floozie - Bawdy Limerick

Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle
Her massive boobs she likes to dangle
They look like ripe fruit
Guys think she’s so cute
Observing them from every angle!

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2023

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Linda Alice Fowler Date: 8/21/2023 10:18:00 AM Massive, huh?! No wonder they like every angle! Congratulations Jan! :) Login to Reply

Jeff Connelly Date: 8/20/2023 12:41:00 PM Bodily bawdy... Gotta love limericks. Thanks Jan Login to Reply

Suzanne Delaney Date: 8/18/2023 6:14:00 PM Good one, Jan: Congratulations I thought it was about me for a second. LOL SuZ Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/18/2023 1:55:00 PM Jan, hilarious, congratulations on your first place win! hugs Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 8/18/2023 1:17:00 PM Back with congratulations. I enjoyed reading this Fun read again. Have a great day/weekend............... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2023 1:26:00 PM Thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Miller Date: 8/18/2023 2:52:00 AM Love it! Congratulations, ha ha ha my validation code to send this comment is XDD! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2023 1:25:00 PM Lol Thanks Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 8/2/2023 5:08:00 PM LOL. Captured the essence again Jan! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2023 1:25:00 PM thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/1/2023 1:49:00 PM I really like this. Just like a guy! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2023 7:58:00 AM lol thanks Andrea xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/30/2023 2:35:00 PM very funny, jan! perfect for the contest... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2023 5:11:00 AM I decided to change it from my original idea which was probably a little too bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 7/30/2023 1:41:00 PM Side splitting Jan, hilarious… Belle Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2023 5:10:00 AM Glad you liked it Belle :-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith Date: 7/30/2023 12:27:00 PM A creative/fun Limerick write/picture. A fun read. "Good Luck" Have a great day/week............. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2023 5:10:00 AM thanks Paula:-) hugs jan xx

Suzette Richards Date: 7/30/2023 10:48:00 AM You are a screem a minute... Lol.. love this one :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2023 10:55:00 AM Thanks Suz, it's amended from the original one i posted which was probably a little too bawdy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh Date: 7/30/2023 9:51:00 AM Yep I’ve got to admit Jan, I’ve looked over your Suzie diagram, and limerick, and cannot find one bad angle, lol! great one for the contest, cheers David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2023 9:51:00 AM hahaha thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Paige Turner Date: 7/30/2023 9:49:00 AM made me laugh Jan x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2023 9:51:00 AM Thanks Paige, iIhad to tone it down as it was a little too bawdy before lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 7/30/2023 8:40:00 AM Oh Jan! I had no clue what your limerick was about, but it looks like I stated the case correctly in my limerick entry. Hats off to you, but nothing else, chick! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2023 9:00:00 AM I've changed it lol its a little less bawdy now lol Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2023 8:41:00 AM hahaha thanks Lin its deffo bawdy lol