Flossie, the Floozie

At night Flossie often went cruising.
With men, she went way beyond schmoozing.
So freely she bed-hopped;
then one day her fun stopped.
How'd she get the clap? So confusing!


Promiscuous people are daring!
While lovin' free, they may be sharing
more than they intended;
and then, to be mended,
they must have long-term doctor's caring.

Clap--gonorrhea

April 27, 2017
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Martin Avatar
July 5, 2017 at 2:10 PM
Very funny - I'm sure there is a moral in their somewhere! Congratulations Janice! :-)
Canerdy Avatar
July 5, 2017 at 3:02 PM
Yep! The moral of the story is "Live like a dog and get an STD!" Thanks for commenting, Mark! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
June 21, 2017 at 10:58 PM
GREAt morality limerick, Love it, Janice. Congrats on the win
Canerdy Avatar
June 22, 2017 at 7:52 AM
Thank you, Andrea! Janice
Allison Avatar
June 20, 2017 at 4:38 PM
My mum worked as a nurse at a 'special clinic' or dept of GU Medicine so the theme really appealed to me Janice :-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
June 22, 2017 at 7:54 AM
Thanks, Jan, for sponsoring the contest and for my win! Janice
Green Avatar
April 28, 2017 at 11:30 AM
This was very funny Janice but to think about it...yuck.:) Best wishes in the contest
Canerdy Avatar
April 28, 2017 at 11:42 AM
Thanks, Chris. Yes, when people live like dogs, yucky things CAN happen to them. Janice
Michaels Avatar
April 28, 2017 at 5:42 AM
That's brilliant!! So funny! This should do well in the contest!! Best regards, John.
Canerdy Avatar
April 28, 2017 at 7:55 AM
This comment will make my day, John! Thank you so much. Janice
Wolf Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 9:20 PM
Hahaha, very good, Janice! loved them! Best of luck to you
Canerdy Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 9:38 PM
Thanks so much, White Wolf! Janice
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