Classical Gas

There once was a woman of affluence
Who suffered from great bouts of flatulence
She held it all in
Until the day when
It came out in a jumbled grandiloquence


John G. Lawless
©8/3/2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Dietrich Avatar
August 7, 2021 at 12:43 PM
awesome, John
Cunningham Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 2:40 PM
Lol, no smoking.
Hankins Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 8:49 AM
That's a lot of gas you got there, John!
Allison Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 6:47 AM
You are a gas John lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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