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Classical Gas

There once was a woman of affluence
Who suffered from great bouts of flatulence
She held it all in
Until the day when
It came out in a jumbled grandiloquence


John G. Lawless
©8/3/2021

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 8/7/2021 12:43:00 PM
awesome, John
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Date: 8/3/2021 2:40:00 PM
Lol, no smoking.
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Date: 8/3/2021 8:49:00 AM
That's a lot of gas you got there, John!
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Date: 8/3/2021 6:47:00 AM
You are a gas John lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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