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Epitaph for George - A Lethal Wind

EPITAPH - A LETHAL WIND

Here lies George, the sad deceased

Victim of flatulence released

The result: he would expire

Stood before an open fire


Geoffrey Brewer
15 Sept 2018

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 9/20/2018 11:17:00 PM
Victim...You...are too funny. What else in that mind of your? Congrats.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 10/14/2018 11:37:00 AM
You don’t want to know! Thanks for the kind comment, Barbara.
Date: 9/18/2018 7:44:00 PM
I am back again, Geoffrey, to congratulate you on your well-deserved win for your very funny and clever Epitaph! Sandra :)
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 5:12:00 AM
Thanks again, Sandra.
Date: 9/18/2018 2:40:00 PM
Very witty Geoffrey, I also wrote about farting for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 5:11:00 AM
Always a popular subject! Yours deserved the highest place in the contest, Jan.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 5:01:00 AM
Always a popular subject! Thanks, Jan.
Date: 9/18/2018 12:50:00 PM
Back with congrats on your fine win, Geoffrey.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:59:00 AM
Thanks again, Line
Date: 9/18/2018 12:20:00 PM
Poor George! All his life up in smoke - as it were. Congrats on your top 10 placement in my contest.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:45:00 AM
Thank you for the placement, Jesse.
Date: 9/18/2018 5:10:00 AM
Congrats on POTD Geoffrey..
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:44:00 AM
Thanks, Silent One.
Date: 9/17/2018 10:33:00 PM
Geoffrey, congratulations on your poem of the day with this funny Epitaph poem. Very creative.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:42:00 AM
Thank you, Dear Heart.
Date: 9/17/2018 6:27:00 PM
Back to congratulate you Geoffrey on a well deserved win, great display of humor and worthy of POTD!
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:41:00 AM
Thanks again, Cecilia.
Date: 9/17/2018 5:31:00 PM
Great title for your funny winning poem Geoffrey! Congratulations on having your Epitaph poem honored with POTD! : )
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:40:00 AM
Many thanks, Connie.
Date: 9/17/2018 1:26:00 PM
Cute! but sad. I love it. Congrats on your POTD.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:39:00 AM
Thank you, Marilyn.
Date: 9/17/2018 1:19:00 PM
Good one, Geoffrey. Don't light a match to it ever. ~ Gershon
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:37:00 AM
Tanks Gershon, I’ll try and remember that.
Date: 9/17/2018 12:23:00 PM
Congrats!!! on POTD! Geoffrey...a very exploding release lol...love & air...^WW^
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:36:00 AM
Many thanks, Warrior.
Date: 9/17/2018 11:53:00 AM
Lol. Watch out for open flames, especially when passing a lethal wind. George should have known that. :) Congratulations Geoffrey, on Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:34:00 AM
Thanks, Brandy. The same could be said for your eponymous beverage!
Date: 9/17/2018 11:07:00 AM
Super funny poem, Geoffrey! Kudos on POTD. Your pen cuts the cheese well. May love light your path in life always. Romantic Warrior
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:20:00 AM
Thank you Freddie. As long as the writing is not cheesy!
Date: 9/17/2018 10:28:00 AM
Haha, very clever and funny, Geoffrey! Congrats on your POTD! Sandra
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/19/2018 4:19:00 AM
Thanks, Sandra
Date: 9/17/2018 9:36:00 AM
I can't stop laughing. Congratulations on POTD, Geoffrey.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 3:16:00 PM
Thanks, Warren
Date: 9/17/2018 8:18:00 AM
Tee hee! GOOD ONE! Congrats on potd :) xomo
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 2:57:00 PM
Thanks, Maureen.
Date: 9/17/2018 7:15:00 AM
the flame weren't to blame.....nice one Geoffrey
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 2:55:00 PM
The exposure brought closure....Thanks, John
Date: 9/17/2018 6:56:00 AM
Nice one Geoffrey. I believe it can happen to internal gases even without standing next to an open fire.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 2:10:00 PM
Personal experience? Thank you, Lisle.
Date: 9/17/2018 5:21:00 AM
Tut Tut~ What was George thinking standing next to an open fire? Way to go Geoffrey, and congratulations on your POTD....Maria :)
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 2:09:00 PM
Thanks, Maria.
Date: 9/16/2018 2:01:00 AM
Geoffrey, you have missed your calling in life-comedian! a great deal of your time is spent in those famed halls of learning, where you impart wisdom and knowledge to the future generation, is this part of the curriculum my friend? Love it.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 2:07:00 PM
What I really wanted to be was a comedian. There is much wisdom in comedy. Thanks, Cecilia.
Date: 9/15/2018 8:08:00 PM
haha. Outstanding humor. I can't post mine yet. I need to make it more succinct like yours.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/18/2018 2:05:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea. I look forward to reading your...No! No! Not that! ... your poem.
Date: 9/15/2018 8:24:00 AM
What a way to go! Good one, Geoffrey.
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Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 9/15/2018 9:33:00 AM
With a bang! Thanks Line.