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Flatulence

For goodness sake, please stop
farting! I can smell that
foul stench all around our
flat. It stinks like a dead
fish! Small kids find it great
fun to let rip with their
farts … and then leave the room !

For fun ... Inspired by F Plaiedes contest… I will go with my gut reaction and enter my Fireworks poem lol


09/22/16

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/27/2016 2:49:00 PM hahaha, that is funny that you did two for the contest. I wonder if she'd have liked this one even better! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/27/2016 7:08:00 PM I will never know Andrea.... my 'gut reaction' was to post this one but my heart told me to go for fireworks in the contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel Date: 9/24/2016 7:27:00 AM Ha ha...yeah, better go with your gut reaction:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/24/2016 5:51:00 PM lol Jo I went with fireworks in the end BUT I really wanted to post this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 9/22/2016 4:03:00 PM Fireworks! Love it! Enter it! By the way I have a new poem up too. This is a fav for me! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 4:13:00 PM I will enter the fireworks one - just leave this as a fun one:-0 hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler Date: 9/22/2016 2:40:00 PM Do you suppose adults learned to do same from their children? Haha! Sorry to hear about your arthritis – welcome to the club. I also have a form of it, particularly in my fingers and toes. It has affected my typing of course but I am managing. Thanks for the stop by, Jan. / M Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 3:06:00 PM LOL I won't be entering this one in the contest have done one on fireworks which I hope the sponsor will like:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/22/2016 1:57:00 PM - Sometimes it can be good to have a blocked nose from colds ...... smells nothing :)) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 1:59:00 PM Ha ha ha - I have a head cold at the moment so can smell nothing... thankfully lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 9/22/2016 12:29:00 PM lol...enjoyed this one Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 12:33:00 PM I won't put it in the contest I have written another one which is a little bit more sensible:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B. Date: 9/22/2016 9:38:00 AM Love this made me laugh. I really like your humour. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 10:01:00 AM I won't post it in the contest Carol not sure if Kim would appreciate it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 9/22/2016 8:49:00 AM Actually Jan, flatulence is a sign that one is eating a healthy diet and passing gas up to 10 times a day is considered good health. So poot away:) Still love the humor:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 9:01:00 AM I couldn't let a chance go by not to do a fart poem lol but will go with my gut reaction and submit the fireworks one which I wrote first:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 9/22/2016 8:43:00 AM And elderly people too, lol! Love your take on flatulence Jan! Hugs-Che Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 8:46:00 AM LOL - we all do Cheryl but its great to blame someone else or the dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 9/22/2016 8:43:00 AM jan, you are unstoppable with poop, fart, witch..lol, i needed this since i'm still drowsy from time travel... soupie mail for you in a while.. huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2016 8:45:00 AM LOL Nette I will stick with my original poem which is called Fireworks ... not everyone appreciates my poopy humour lol:-) hugs jan xx