Short Fellas Poems

Sara Hortence
a stately name
for a stately lady
she drove the fellas crazy
with her new mercedes...

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M&Ms&S&M
green and brown
out on the town

red and yellow
two good fellas
but blue boy

is coming
out of the
closet in

2022...

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The sun was hot, dear Jack did burn
He fell asleep and forgot to turn
His cheeks do hurt
He wears a skirt
The fellas asking him out is his only concern...

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Martin and Lewis two funny fellas
A crazy person and singer from the 50s era
Movies were hits
Two silly twits
Lightened things up after World War II terror...

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There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally

To late for limerick contest...

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Scarlett's Lament

Fiddlede-diddlede
Scarlett O'Hara, she
slew all the fellas--not
lifting a hand
'Cepting Rhett Butler proved
Incomprehensible
with, "Frankly, my dear, I
don't give a damn!"

©deborah burch
1.30.2013...

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pessimism
Due to the forecast, foreboding fellas have cancelled the parade.
Despite the weather, bring umbrellas, join us as we promenade.
                                      optimism

April 7, 2020

Sponsor:Jenish Somadas - Let the Pens Flow, Antonyms contest...

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friend front
 fond face facemask
facial flowers feathers food fingers
frisk frock foreplay

foreskin forsake forgive futtock
folks fork frank
flak flack funk

i am kind of happy now
my brain fog from reading all those 38 poems
has cleared i can think again
fine free freedom fellas...

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Zuni and Zulu cute twin gorillas
They loved the most insane hairy fellas
They courted them expertly
Fed them sweet chamomile tea
For they were such conniving bellas

Jake and Jim went to their hut for tea
Both fell for Zuni unfortunately
Zulu was so mad
She called them both “Cad”
So neither were offered matrimony...

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A voluptuous woman named Carol
Adored wearing transparent apparel
Did I just see a boob?
She may as well be nude
Humph, she'll be turning all the men feral

This gal Carol has a bit of a cheek
Doesn't mind giving anyone a peek
I am not at all jealous
That she gets all the fellas
I'm just sharing an honest critique...

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Last rainy day Bobby's dancing observation
About umbrellas seemed mystical revelation

Winds might have made bouncing umbrellas
Through four year old eyes look like funny fellas

Or a "Brella Ballet" pirouetting
On point like tops spinning

And Singin' in the Rain
Could be an accurate refrain

When I see him again
I'll ask him to explain...

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city fellas dey come to the bush,
the Crocodile barks from his moosh,(mouth)
they think they smart feller, fool ole yella,
more meat says the croc, n goes woosh,
death roll in the donga,
 no more linger longer, 
don't come to his table, 
coroners label, 
says eaten by croc,
 butt n toosh...

thank you Vienna Bombardieri...

Don Johnson...

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Bleating 
Whisps,
Chattering 
Papyruses,
See as they 
wave their 
Happy 
hands 
to you and 
the wind,
Swerving 
in 
consortium 
to my Jazz 
and Waltz,
Aha! 
waltzing it 
by the 
rushes.. 
Their 
Brushes,
Are they 
Belles or 
Gents,
Are these 
ones Fellas 
or Brutes,
The good 
guy or 
your comic 
villian,
To Egypt, 
Paper and 
This Salient 
Page.
Selah...

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Okay Father, nice talkin to you…
WOW fellas, last meal too huh?
Well, thanks but no thanks
Been readin up on my Shakespeare
and that “To be or not to be” guy?
I kinda identify with that dude 
Cause I DO be right now
but in a couple of hours
I AIN’T gonna be, so--- 
it seems I’ve lost my appetite…
(I COULD use a drink though)


6/27/2015
For the contest sponsored by: John Lawless...

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How many words can you think of
That we call little girls who play ball
Who’re bright and bold and assertive
And know how to take a fall? 

How many words can you think of
That we call little boys who like dolls
Who’re bright and shy and thoughtful
And know how to knit a prayer shawl?

How ‘bout promiscuous fellas
Now for promiscuous gals?
What are the implications?
And where’s the rationale?...

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There once was a nice young lady from Lincs,
At whom the fellas could not stop their winks!
She developed a cough,
Making them all run off,
To the pub, to carry on with their drinks!

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Syllbles per line - 10, 10, 6, 6, 10

'LIMERICKS, Old or New! - Prizes for men or women placing first through third.' Poetry Contest, Carolyn Devonshire...

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Said the broccoli, "Hey - look at me
I look like a small, but perfect tree"
	
The mushrooms squawked saying "Listen, fellas
we think we look like umbrellas"
 	
The walnut, small, but oh so vain
proceeded to claim, he looked like a brain
	
Attention was turned to the erudite milk
who opined that he was 'liquid silk'
	
The banana, bashful in phallic unease
groaned "Can we change the subject, please"
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Woofter
A woofter is a fella
Dressed like a shiela in drag
The woofter don’t know if
He’s the shaggee or the shagg

The shiela gets born into a boys body, drat,
So she’s out there chasing fellas 
but she can’ find where they at…

so Joe comes on to you and you back up to the wall
keep them shirt lifters away from me 
don’t sound like any fun at all

so are you are a male wanting to be female,
or viccy verka

Don Johnson...

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Think this should be easy  
because its not all about you its about me
I dont post this for negativity 
I can spit bars like they were made to sound 
il have you fools dropping to the ground
So pick your jaw off the floor 
im telling you now im hardcore
So before you all start geting jealous 
Im letting you know ive done all your fellas
Im not just witty with lovely smile i own this place its all mine
So show me what you got down
il leave this place its my crown...

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It's my advice to you guys:  before you venture out shopping,
fill your wallet with enough cash, or check the balance
on your credit or debit card, never carry checks...
it's another way of being smart! And besides being admired instantly,
down that not-so-busy isle you may also find romance!
Look sharp, flash lots of money and really get lucky!
If you fellas follow all of these steps, girls will flock to you immediately,
and your long-faced buddies will envy you for your luck!...

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she sings and dances
and give the guys chances
she starts with glances
to let them know she will dance
yet some wish company
to make time and be too
she thinks it a little too soon
 to have friends.
so she switches and bow's
her handler speaks cannifoul
that anti-worded speech to
let the fellas know
she wish to retire to her dressing room
her driver will be here soon
yet to let some of you know
she'll sign autographs in the
 in the lobby
and invite you the bar afterwards...

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