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Viennas Crocodile Tears

city fellas dey come to the bush, the Crocodile barks from his moosh,(mouth) they think they smart feller, fool ole yella, more meat says the croc, n goes woosh, death roll in the donga, no more linger longer, don't come to his table, coroners label, says eaten by croc, butt n toosh... thank you Vienna Bombardieri... Don Johnson

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Lizzie Treetop

Date: 1/22/2012 3:45:00 PM

mate very clever as always! Lizzie

Harry Horsman

Date: 1/22/2012 3:20:00 PM

townies were never any good in the bush. enjoyed this Don. harry

Don Johnson
Date: 1/22/2012 3:43:00 PM

thats what most the country people say.

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 1/21/2012 8:54:00 PM

Very nice one!! Always, Laura

Joe Maverick

Date: 1/21/2012 9:47:00 AM

Good one Jonno..!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/20/2012 8:34:00 PM

well, I knew Vienna was inspiring but wow, she also inspires a crocodile poem. Love that butt n toosh line!! Cool read, Don.

Russell Sivey

Date: 1/20/2012 6:16:00 PM

Ha ha! That is a great poem my friend! Eaten in the toosh, whoops! Talking about some pain in the butt!! We may not have the crocodile here but we have similar alligators! I know they aren't the same, but the fear of them is equal...I'm terrified of them both!! Awesome Work with this poem Don!!

Jason Lewis

Date: 1/20/2012 5:50:00 PM

RUBBISH

Don Johnson

Date: 1/20/2012 5:44:00 PM

you have to see Viennas Crocodile tears , hey:)

Brenda Victoria Northeast

Date: 1/20/2012 5:39:00 PM

Well done Don you did that great justice, Bren : )

Don Johnson
Date: 1/20/2012 5:45:00 PM

yes too many get eaten by crocs, at croc mcdonalds....