Daisy's Little Sister

There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally

To late for limerick contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Horsman Avatar
July 18, 2017 at 3:19 PM
I needed that Thanks Richard.
Flats Avatar
June 9, 2017 at 9:34 AM
GOTD! (Giggle of the day award) Just thought I'd say howdy 'n hope you're well & swell. ~ john
Vaso Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 11:08 PM
Thanks for making me smile! :)
Lamoureux Avatar
May 19, 2017 at 7:48 AM
Glad to add a chuckle to the day.
Goff Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 11:34 AM
She landed a big fish called Larry/ Whose main attraction was Harry/ She tried O she tried/ To flip his gay pride/ But wound up jus' lovin' a fairy! ....not mean't to offend...i respect all!
Lamoureux Avatar
May 19, 2017 at 7:47 AM
Ha ha James! Thanks for the visit.
Smith Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 9:58 AM
Late or not it's funny as heck...
Lamoureux Avatar
May 19, 2017 at 7:47 AM
Thanks Tim;0)
Turner Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 9:56 AM
She worked until she was thirty, Always disheveled and dirty, But men didn't mind, They took to her kind, The way she came on as flirty
Lamoureux Avatar
May 19, 2017 at 7:49 AM
Thanks for joining in!
Murray Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 4:59 PM
She decided to have a tipple, while exposing her left nipple. Cared she did not In face she forgot. 'till a copper made a quibble.
Smith Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 10:03 AM
Being dirty got her to think...so she cleaned up in the old sink....right next to the birds...and the white painted turds...who came for a bath and a drink
Lane Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 8:55 AM
I've been up for hours and started to feel a little like going back to bed, but your limerick had me laughing enough to wake me. So sorry this wasn't in time, Richard. It's the kind of humor Jan loves...me, too!
Murray Avatar
May 13, 2017 at 5:00 PM
Hi Lin. Sorry about the confusion on the chat site. I'm Jeaniemac.
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