Advice For Guys Shopping At Pathmark

It's my advice to you guys:  before you venture out shopping,
fill your wallet with enough cash, or check the balance
on your credit or debit card, never carry checks...
it's another way of being smart! And besides being admired instantly,
down that not-so-busy isle you may also find romance!
Look sharp, flash lots of money and really get lucky!
If you fellas follow all of these steps, girls will flock to you immediately,
and your long-faced buddies will envy you for your luck!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/19/2010 6:02:00 PM
Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 8/12/2010 8:30:00 PM
hey, have you been trying this out, you smooth operator, you! Sure sounds like it. COngratulations, Andrew!
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Date: 8/12/2010 10:26:00 AM
Congratulations Andrew on your win in Linda-Marie's contest "Grocery Grammar ". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/10/2010 6:30:00 PM
Congrats on the win, Andrew
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Date: 8/10/2010 1:38:00 PM
Congrats Andrew on your success in my "Grocery Grammar" contest with this super write and thankxxx for always supporting my contest endeavors..with luv..
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