Woofter

Woofter
A woofter is a fella
Dressed like a shiela in drag
The woofter don’t know if
He’s the shaggee or the shagg

The shiela gets born into a boys body, drat,
So she’s out there chasing fellas 
but she can’ find where they at…

so Joe comes on to you and you back up to the wall
keep them shirt lifters away from me 
don’t sound like any fun at all

so are you are a male wanting to be female,
or viccy verka

Don Johnson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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