Short Fats Poems

fats domino
atop
blueberry hill



posted on June 23, 2018...

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Workout your figure
To carve out fats and pressures
For healthy posture....

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Deep is not shallow
Shallow make you deep
So be deep to become shallow...


To Fats......

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Kittens become cats
Darling children
Can be brats—
Well-built husbands
Become fats—
And wives?
I’m no fool:)...

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“Fats” passed away, an icon from the fifties
Remembered fondly, for his rock'n roll ditties
Gave us a thrill
On Blueberry Hill
Many followed but “Fats” was Mr. Nifty...

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Can you name the Old Time Rock 'n Roll wizards
Elvis, Jerry Lee, Buddy Holly, and Little Richard
And so many more
The Platters & Coasters
Bill Haley, The Big Bopper, Fats, they all glittered...

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All of the fats are bad
Advocates of health said
Avoid them at all times
Axe down butter and cream
And then they found this fruit
Abound with fat that’s good
Adds cream to my dry food

Written on:08/09/2016
Contest:Pleiades by Kim Merryman...

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Feasting on burgers, chips,
French fries, pizza, ice cream
Fettuccine and pies
Fills our bodies with fat.
Fish, right oils and nuts are
Fabulous for us, so
Feed your face with good fats!

9/24/16 For the Pleiades F Poetry Contest of Kim Merryman...

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We look like weasels
But we are related to cats
Let’s do the mongoose cha cha and shake our fats!
Rata Tat Tat, Rata Tat Tat!

We like our meat
But will also eat insects and plants
We bring up our kits together
in a colony where we’ll be eating ants....

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I do not like clowns!
Especially him!
I won’t encourage!
Eating at his place!
Because of Trans fats! 

Devin, Hunter,
Continue cries!
Mommy stops there!
Why can’t we too?

Hi again,
McDonalds.
Left-hand turn,

Grandchild’s
Waistline

smiles...

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I will go on diet
I’ll purchase products with zilch fats and calories
at markets

Vegies only
Drink coke zero from groceries
Solely!

Less meal
No more pantries
Nil!

I will go on diet
Drink coke zero from groceries
Nil!



April 19,2022 12.24am




Let's Minichu on zero
Contest Judged:  5/8/2022 3:47:00 AM
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani 
Place 9 (10 w)...

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You ought to thank your stars,
you have the fortune
of having only to pay a fortune
to lose weight,
just so your waistline
and cholesterol and gluttony
you will be able to temporarily
beat.

Somewhere, many more
are not as lucky as you are;
though they don't have
bulging fats to defeat,
they're so ill-starred
as to have the misfortune
of simply having nothing
to eat!...

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From the ground I seem to raise
Staggering towards the green pastures 
Blood oozing out of the unhealed wounds
Wounds from the piercing thorns

A slim cow is what I am
To be fat is my aim
But why the fats still fight over my handful pasture?
No answer seem to come my way

To the gold mines I dream to be
Where I dwell only stones in my sight
For how long will I need a walking stick?...

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Those breasts are a granary of life
they are silos for the thin times
they are feeding gourds for the fragile
there are vitamins in them
there are proteins in them
there are starchy foods in them	
there are fats in them
there is rough-age on them
there is water of life in them
there are all minerals in them
those who carry them
those whose use them
must do so with holiness
and dignity...

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Years ago, when men wore hats
And women heels instead of flats,
Who knew unsaturated fats
Were somehow kind of healthy?  

When TV’s were in black and white
And folks dressed up before a flight,
Who knew that every deep-fried bite
Would need us to be stealthy?

When ice cream cones cost 15 cents
And pronouns didn’t cause offense,
Who knew with rules some could dispense 
And wind up smug and wealthy?...

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In this decade: pizza, soda, 
Colonel Sanders, 
burgers only fifteen cents;
"Tutti Frutti," 
sock hops, "mooning," 
Rock and Roll (monumental consequence);

Rosa's bus ride, 
suburbs, fluoride,
escalating sales, 
vaccine for polio;
Mickey Mouse Club, 
Haley, Hitchcock, 
Davy Crockett, 
drive-ins,
 Fats Domino;

Causeless Rebel crashing car, 
bouffant hairdos,
 "har dee har har;"
Elvis on TV

 and ME....

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COPLA TREINTA : This Bad Guy World

The same goes for the Big Fat Cats
Their body-guards aren’t going to die
When boss-man dies

Big Fat Cats burn best with tummy fats
Kittens best keep distance not nigh:
Don’t become fries

When Good Guys knock on Elysée
President of Heaven answers:
Apt courtesy

Good Bad Guys with much dough they say
Turn Bad Bad vile with stolen furs:
Angel bribe fee

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014...

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Narwhal 






Once legendary
now endangered,
Gigantic narwhals 
under the sea bawl,
Had the woman 
with the harpoon rope,
Not been dragged
and her hair transformed,
Why would Inuits hunt
for fats to arctic natives,
Rather be precious taste
to the Royal,
Sea Unicorn fascinates..
A fish with a horn
in its forehead !






Written Oct 14th, 2015
For "Impress me with a narwhal poem" by SKAT A

Awarded 7th place win...

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A new procedure’s in the works
To test your blood for fats.
It’s 90% accurate,
According to the stats.

This test is being readied now
And based on the results,
The likelihood of Alzheimer’s
Will show up in adults.

So if the answer’s positive,
In two or three more years
It’s probable that you’ll encounter
One of your worst fears.

But when this is available
I know without a doubt
They’ll get no blood from me because
I’d rather not find out....

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Slide-out Coke machines
Bubble gum baseball cards
Superman/Batman comics
Full service gas stations
25 cents a gallon
Dial phones
AM radio
Fats Domino
Black & white TV
Rabbit-ear antennae
Three channels
I Love Lucy
Drive-in movies
Double dating
Drive-in diners
10 cent hot dogs
Saddle Oxfords
Penny Loafers
Vacation bible school
Homemade playgrounds
Barefoot summers
A dollar was a fortune...

No cable
No Internet
No cell phones
No problem......

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