Short Farts Poems
Short Farts Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Farts by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Farts by length and keyword.
The skunk farts
fox squeaks and moves away...
defensive trait
Category:doobutsu; Kigo:skunk
Olusegun Arowolo
I was walking along one day
I farted
The guy beside me farted himself to the moon
I wish I could fart on after him
But, the two farts are over
LAUGHS AND FARTS
I laugh at Jan's bawdy poems with farts - and her use of body parts
01/10/2021
Contest: Tease A friend
Sponsor:Bobby May
God gifts
Plumb lips
Peach hips
Heart lifts
Brain trips
Rain drips
Pain grips
Cure sips
Wind rips
Sin dips
Friend flips
Love tips
Smell whiff
Fail cliff
Form:
The most dangerous function alive
Is a double fart, the first one you survive
Second is suspect
Make sure you check
Just in case a real barrooomer arrives
Happy to be alive how about you
I'm long past my youth by double-d-do
Hope you're well
You still don't smell
People at the opera fart lumps do you?
Farts are funny, they make us smile
Don't smell like roses, but some have style
Some squeak and hiss
Some smack like a kiss
But kisses are sweeter and more yummy by a mile
Farts are funny, they make us smile
Don't smell like roses, but some have style
Some squeak and hiss
Some smack like a kiss
Though kisses are sweeter and much more worthwhile
Farts are funny, they make us smile
Don't smell like roses, but some have style
Some squeak and hiss
Some smack like a kiss
Though kisses are sweeter and much more worthwhile
What's transparent and smells like a worm?
Obviously, it's a bird fart that lasts long term
That was a tough one
Cat got your tongue?
Life gets tedious and we act with much concern
“Teacher, teacher, do farts have lumps?”
“No Billy, you've evacuated twice this month!”
“Go stand in the corner
Since you are the owner”
His face turned red, classmates were stunned
Did you know lemon sharks love lemon tarts
Swim a million miles for a mouthful for starts
Then “dive” in and munch
On this yummy quick lunch
Tarts are their favs, but expel big fish farts
Did you know lemon sharks love lemon tarts
Swim a million miles for a mouthful for starts
Then dive in and munch
For this yummy quick lunch
Tarts are their favorite but expel big fish farts
Did you know lemon sharks love lemon tarts
Swim a million miles for a mouthful for starts
Then “dive” in and munch
On this yummy quick lunch
Tarts are their favourite, but expel big fish farts
Jan,
haven't you learnt to control it,
you know it's quite an art,
a lady should hold it in
and never try to fart.
I hope that you take heed
just a little bit,
coz it's really not that nice
for a lady to smell of ****.
xxxx
Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Farts ringing like bells of July
They're as noisy as the crows that fly
They like to see dirt on other's faces
Like they are as perfect as kings and aces
But none among them really took the guts
To risk their limbs and their butts
Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better.
Funny and or gross topic but whatever.
Tell me that I am lying and that you don't feel lighter.
And if not, then maybe I made you laugh & made your day a little brighter.
Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and it stops smiling
Farts make us cringe causing a grimace with intense perspiring
A real stinky-poo smell
Which is not nouvelle
Since ancient times, people thought farts meant glad tidings
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and it stops smiling
Farts make us cringe causing a grimace with intense perspiring
A real stinky-poo smell
Which is not nouvelle
Since ancient times, people thought farts meant glad tidings
I had a good friend who was a Kim
She was really such a bright gem
She taught me that fun
Meant secret farts, no pun
Smelly, though we were young and quite trim
May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Chantelle Anne Cooke
September 29, 2021
There's nothing like a pressured toot
to get you out of bed.
The moving sheets, the rustled beat;
of flatulence ahead.
That very sound to wake you up
and start your day off right.
With little push to shake you up
and mark your way in flight.
That everything you go to do
will be as night before.
When all you ate was beans and franks
and thoughts were farting yore.
A final say,
From my Momma today.
Lest we forget,
What not to do yet.
Letting lose a fart,
That cleans out a room.
Not to be done by anyone!
If it comes upon you,
Momma says, "Just look around,
Pretend someone else has blown out the ground."
I try to abide by those words she said.
But clever as I might be,
Farts always escape me.
Blows out my drawers,
Shakes the knees!
When I'm around people, they soon depart.
They don't like it because I constantly fart.
People always get offended because I pass gas.
I farted in front of Daddy and he kicked my ass.
I constantly have to find new friends because these farts are rude.
I eat pinto beans three times a day, maybe I should eat other foods.
I just farted and now I've lost another friend.
I hate these loud and smelly discharges that come from my rearend.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)