Short Farts Poems
Short Farts Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Farts by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Farts by length and keyword.
Footle For Thought
Caged Birds
Perchy
Chirpy
Monkey Farts
Fruity
Tooty...
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Categories:
farts, funny
Form:
Rhyme
He Is Angry With Me
He is angry with me
The whole night he farts
Just to punish me...
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Categories:
farts, africa,
Form:
Senryu
Just Silly
Big bear farts loudly
Coyote laughs at big bear
Bear eats coyote...
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Categories:
farts, animal, humorous, life,
Form:
Haiku
Good Clean Fun
Kids taking a bath
Guaranteed to make you laugh
Underwater farts...
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Categories:
farts, funny,
Form:
Haiku
And Then
You know the honeymoon is over when she farts in bed.
6/22/2023...
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Categories:
farts, relationship, romance,
Form:
Monoku
SLUMBEROUS INTERRUPTUS
Trapped in a cave
A blizzard howling outside
……the bear farts
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Categories:
farts, nature, winter,
Form:
Senryu
Categories:
farts, money,
Form:
Senryu
Smile Maker
Children in bathtub
farts create massive bubbles
the laughter explodes...
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Categories:
farts, children, fun, happy,
Form:
Haiku
P U
whenever he farts
folks claim ‘it’s your best ever’
poohetry - it stinks...
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Categories:
farts, creation, culture,
Form:
Senryu
This Is For You
you stink more than apple pie and i think you should die with my juice of farts....
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Categories:
farts, death, dedication, depression, family, fear,
Form:
Free verse
Farting
Walking farts don't count
it's the silent deadly ones
that leave people in disbelief...
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Categories:
farts, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Doggone
a family gathers
on the porch in the rain
when an old dog farts
John G. Lawless
©10/24/2019...
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Categories:
farts, dog, family,
Form:
Senryu
Beans Means Farts
in the Jacuzzi
I produce lots of bubbles …
no beans tomorrow!
2/10/18...
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Categories:
farts, body, humorous, wind,
Form:
Senryu
Farts
Farts are just the ghosts of all of the things that we eat,
that come back to haunt us, often embarrassingly....
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Categories:
farts, death, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Skunk Farts
The skunk farts
fox squeaks and moves away...
defensive trait
Category:doobutsu; Kigo:skunk
Olusegun Arowolo...
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Categories:
farts, animals, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Questions of the World
do your farts stink in space?
can you see farts?
are farts awesome?
if a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? no it makes a noise....
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Categories:
farts, confusion, dedication, depression, devotion, faith, fear,
Form:
Free verse
A Tale of Two Farts
I was walking along one day
I farted
The guy beside me farted himself to the moon
I wish I could fart on after him
But, the two farts are over...
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Categories:
farts, silly,
Form:
Lyric
The Poodle
The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts...
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Categories:
farts, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Something Fishy
The Japanese love puffer fish
Although it is a toxic dish
Despite their endeavour
Our Jan tells us, "NEVER!"
A fish that farts is not her wish...
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Categories:
farts, fish,
Form:
Limerick
Climate Change
Chili farts on a red-eye flight
Will stink like Hell throughout the night
And breakfast eggs
With coffee dregs
Will not kill us, but fresh air might!...
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Categories:
farts, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Laughs and Farts
LAUGHS AND FARTS
I laugh at Jan's bawdy poems with farts - and her use of body parts
01/10/2021
Contest: Tease A friend
Sponsor:Bobby May...
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Categories:
farts, body,
Form:
Monoku
Party Pooper
Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts,
("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts")
was loving a hump,
but let out a trump,
and Charlie returned to his tarts......
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Categories:
farts, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Zoom
Have a Bullmastiff named Zoom,
When he farts you leave the room
Chewed toy- poop has red in it
It’s yuk when you tread in it
We have great need for perfume...
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Categories:
farts, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Fool's Game
Fools Game
Fools game
So lame
She hurts
don’t skirt
don’t lie
deny
she thinks
he stinks
he farts
departs.
Written: 6/9/15
Theresa...
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Categories:
farts, fun,
Form:
Footle
Lord Horatio Nelson
Did Nelson give one scintilla
about France’s silly flotilla?
No! Nor was he bashful at court,
though of the quite gaseous sort,
as his farts smelled of vanilla....
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Categories:
farts, history, humorous,
Form:
Quintilla