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Do Farts Have Lumps

“Teacher, teacher, do farts have lumps?” “No Billy, you've evacuated twice this month!” “Go stand in the corner Since you are the owner” His face turned red, classmates were stunned

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Date: 9/29/2020 9:17:00 AM
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again... “weirdo” ...giggles galore <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/29/2020 9:54:00 AM
Chuckles!!!!!!! Love the "weirdo" thingy! LOL I try... lovesies, You're very very very close friend Chuckie??? XOX
Date: 9/29/2020 5:55:00 AM
Poor Billy lol. If they do he should be wearing a nappy.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/29/2020 6:01:00 AM
EMBARRASSING!!! Much like us old people eh!!! LOL

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