Do Farts Have Lumps

“Teacher, teacher, do farts have lumps?” “No Billy, you've evacuated twice this month!” “Go stand in the corner Since you are the owner” His face turned red, classmates were stunned
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 29, 2020 at 9:17 AM
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again... “weirdo” ...giggles galore <3
Ellison Avatar
September 29, 2020 at 9:54 AM
Chuckles!!!!!!! Love the "weirdo" thingy! LOL I try... lovesies, You're very very very close friend Chuckie??? XOX
Cunningham Avatar
September 29, 2020 at 5:55 AM
Poor Billy lol. If they do he should be wearing a nappy.
Ellison Avatar
September 29, 2020 at 6:01 AM
EMBARRASSING!!! Much like us old people eh!!! LOL
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