Jans Farts

Jan,
haven't you learnt to control it,
you know it's  quite an art,
a lady should hold it in
and never try to fart.
I hope that you take heed
just a little bit,
coz it's really not that nice
for a lady to smell of ****.
xxxx
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Allison Avatar
July 5, 2014 at 2:06 AM
Fabulous Farty poem Jenny many thanks for joining in our farty party - will add you to the blog now lol. hugs but not too tight don't want to tempt fate lol Jan xxxx
Brewer Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 1:03 PM
Ha ha,I'm sure you don't really go 'round farting. xx Lovely lady xx Big Hugs,Jenny x
Nance Avatar
July 4, 2014 at 8:47 PM
Hahaha funny
Brewer Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 1:04 PM
Thank you Casarah x
Smith Avatar
July 4, 2014 at 6:33 PM
lol...nice one Jenny
Brewer Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 1:09 PM
Lol,thank you Tim,I read yours,hilarious. xx
Palmer Avatar
July 4, 2014 at 6:33 PM
lol,this one had me rolling,read quite a few of these fart poems,but this one takes the tissue lol,funny write Jenny
Brewer Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 1:07 PM
Ha ha,cool,glad you liked it Richard,thank you.
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