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Double Farts

The most dangerous function alive Is a double fart, the first one you survive Second is suspect Make sure you check Just in case a real barrooomer arrives

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Date: 6/23/2020 12:19:00 PM
They say the second is worst than the first. Good day Jack Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/23/2020 12:41:00 PM
No question!!!!! The second is usually DISASTEROUS! HOW'S YOU DAY Sir Thomas?
Date: 6/23/2020 9:28:00 AM
lol Jack New York is also in that safety zone. Good day my friend...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/23/2020 10:49:00 AM
Happy to hear you're outside the danger zone Michael... LOL Silly? Me thinketh so!
Date: 6/23/2020 7:53:00 AM
Lol! Just as deadly as second impact syndrome with concussion, well, almost ;D, Good morning hugs from a safe distance! xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/23/2020 8:00:00 AM
Best you stay alert and at a safe distance! Ottawa should be just outside the safety zone! Good morning my love! Happy Jack XOX

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