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Double Farts

The most dangerous function alive
Is a double fart, the first one you survive
Second is suspect
Make sure you check
Just in case a real barrooomer arrives

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2020

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June 23, 2020 at 12:19 PM

They say the second is worst than the first. Good day Jack Tom

June 23, 2020 at 12:41 PM

No question!!!!! The second is usually DISASTEROUS! HOW'S YOU DAY Sir Thomas?

June 23, 2020 at 9:28 AM

lol Jack New York is also in that safety zone. Good day my friend...

June 23, 2020 at 10:49 AM

Happy to hear you're outside the danger zone Michael... LOL Silly? Me thinketh so!

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June 23, 2020 at 7:53 AM

Lol! Just as deadly as second impact syndrome with concussion, well, almost ;D, Good morning hugs from a safe distance! xomo <3

June 23, 2020 at 8:00 AM

Best you stay alert and at a safe distance! Ottawa should be just outside the safety zone! Good morning my love! Happy Jack XOX

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