Farts Are Funny

Farts are funny, they make us smile Don't smell like roses, but some have style Some squeak and hiss Some smack like a kiss But kisses are sweeter and more yummy by a mile
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Sivey Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 4:37 PM
Yes, I can attest that my wife would much rather have kisses than farts, for sure!! I am flabbergasted by your noisy write my friend! I surely enjoyed reading your amazing poem this afternoon! What a grand piece, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 4:42 PM
So you heard (AND smelled) my limerick! LOL
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 10:30 AM
For sure! ;) xomo!
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 10:35 AM
They tickle me bum!!! Lovesies, Jackooo!!! xxx
Flats Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 8:50 AM
That reminds me, I have to go//Be back in a bit you know//First things first//or the worst//can happen. Even worse than snow. DID I JUST SAY THE S WORD? SQUEAK ON ACTION JACKSON!!!
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 10:34 AM
SNOW... what's than??? We're in the hottest spell of the "summer"!!! HAVE A GOOD 'UN JJ!!!
Cresswell Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 8:02 AM
Sure are.
Cresswell Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 8:32 AM
No bloody way.
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2017 at 8:08 AM
You'll have to prove it when we visit! LOL Lovesies! xxx
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace