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Farts Are Funny

Farts are funny, they make us smile Don't smell like roses, but some have style Some squeak and hiss Some smack like a kiss But kisses are sweeter and more yummy by a mile

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Russell Sivey

Date: 9/21/2017 4:37:00 PM

Yes, I can attest that my wife would much rather have kisses than farts, for sure!! I am flabbergasted by your noisy write my friend! I surely enjoyed reading your amazing poem this afternoon! What a grand piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2017 4:42:00 PM

So you heard (AND smelled) my limerick! LOL

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/21/2017 10:30:00 AM

For sure! ;) xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2017 10:35:00 AM

They tickle me bum!!! Lovesies, Jackooo!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 9/21/2017 8:50:00 AM

That reminds me, I have to go//Be back in a bit you know//First things first//or the worst//can happen. Even worse than snow. DID I JUST SAY THE S WORD? SQUEAK ON ACTION JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2017 10:34:00 AM

SNOW... what's than??? We're in the hottest spell of the "summer"!!! HAVE A GOOD 'UN JJ!!!

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 9/21/2017 8:02:00 AM

Sure are.

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 9/21/2017 8:32:00 AM

No bloody way.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/21/2017 8:08:00 AM

You'll have to prove it when we visit! LOL Lovesies! xxx