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Fish Farts

Did you know lemon sharks love lemon tarts Swim a million miles for a mouthful for starts Then “dive” in and munch On this yummy quick lunch Tarts are their favourite, but expel big fish farts

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Patricia Cresswell

Date: 9/19/2017 3:16:00 PM

Mmmmm lemon tarts! No I didn't know that. My gosh something new every day.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/19/2017 3:29:00 PM

It's why I'm fere... to provide wee tidbits to help everybody along the road! LOL xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 9/19/2017 9:22:00 AM

Back in my SCUBA dive days//me and sharks went separate ways//at least I hoped//but I never scoped//out a shark fart or one from sting rays. DIVE ON JACKIE BOY!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/19/2017 10:11:00 AM

So you was a SCUM diver... WOWSWERS! You have impressed me my son!!! I'm actually known as SIR Jackie Boy though for future reference!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/19/2017 7:34:00 AM

Never seen my fish fart, maybe'll try lemon tarts, maybe easier than cleaning the filter...

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/19/2017 8:04:00 AM

Great idea... let me know how that orks out!!! LOL xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 9/19/2017 6:17:00 AM

ha ha ha I better be careful I make a mean Lemon Tart lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/19/2017 6:22:00 AM

I knew if it had anything to do with farts, my sister in jolly old would respond!!! LOL Lovesies, Brother Jack xxx