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Farts Mean Glad Tidings

Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and it stops smiling Farts make us cringe causing a grimace with intense perspiring A real stinky-poo smell Which is not nouvelle Since ancient times, people thought farts meant glad tidings

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Date: 4/20/2019 6:44:00 PM
Lol! ;D If ya gotta fart, fart with enthusiasm! x
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2019 9:59:00 PM
Enthusiastic farts can build mountains!!! Always fart with enthusiasm!!! I apologize my love XOX

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