Whale Farts

Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe some smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
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Tacito Avatar
October 14, 2020 at 3:48 PM
Jack!!! It's been ages! It's me, Drake...but now I've changed my poet name. I have utterly missed your work. This had me on the floor. Well done! I hope you're doing good!
Ellison Avatar
October 15, 2020 at 5:50 AM
I'm A VERY senior SENIOR!!! DRAKE!!! Where the hell have you been hanging? I direct you to stick around... you hear! Not going to around for ever!!! Cheers Sir Drake!!!!
Cunningham Avatar
October 14, 2020 at 8:56 AM
Wow, a weapon of mass destruction lol
Ellison Avatar
October 14, 2020 at 10:44 AM
You sure have that right! Hydrogen bombs come in second!!!!!
Michael Avatar
October 14, 2020 at 7:06 AM
Wouldn't like to be caught in one of those bubble farts while swimming...
Ellison Avatar
October 14, 2020 at 7:29 AM
Uh "sa(f)e"!
Ellison Avatar
October 14, 2020 at 7:19 AM
Deadly!!!! Your swimming pool should be sake though!
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