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Whale Farts

Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe some smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

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Date: 10/14/2020 3:48:00 PM
Jack!!! It's been ages! It's me, Drake...but now I've changed my poet name. I have utterly missed your work. This had me on the floor. Well done! I hope you're doing good!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2020 5:50:00 AM
I'm A VERY senior SENIOR!!! DRAKE!!! Where the hell have you been hanging? I direct you to stick around... you hear! Not going to around for ever!!! Cheers Sir Drake!!!!
Date: 10/14/2020 8:56:00 AM
Wow, a weapon of mass destruction lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2020 10:44:00 AM
You sure have that right! Hydrogen bombs come in second!!!!!
Date: 10/14/2020 7:06:00 AM
Wouldn't like to be caught in one of those bubble farts while swimming...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2020 7:29:00 AM
Uh "sa(f)e"!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2020 7:19:00 AM
Deadly!!!! Your swimming pool should be sake though!

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