Blue Whale Farts

Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe a smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Turner Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 10:55 AM
Jack, I'm guessing the inspiration for this poem came after farting in the bathtub. lol You are so silly:) Thanks for the laugh.
Ellison Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 11:34 AM
Actually, when I fart in the bathtub, it overflows and my wife gets very angry! She locks me in my room so I poop the bed... na na na na na!!!
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