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Blue Whale Farts

Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe a smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

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Date: 5/11/2018 10:55:00 AM
Jack, I'm guessing the inspiration for this poem came after farting in the bathtub. lol You are so silly:) Thanks for the laugh.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/11/2018 11:34:00 AM
Actually, when I fart in the bathtub, it overflows and my wife gets very angry! She locks me in my room so I poop the bed... na na na na na!!!

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