Short Daffy Poems

Broken leg=putting down three and carrying one=also equals new math

(Daffy definition)...

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Jamaica                             No she volunteered
    

Thought Deed                    Think Need


Silence of the lambs.           Bah!...

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so ten of your teeth were pulled

and then your mouth crown jeweled

you must think us daffy

you ate all that taffy

insurance claim overruled.
...

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TOOTHLESS

Long kiss

to miss


Why not regurgetate some of those witty footles for HG Daniel's DAffy Defintions Anthology

See his page for more info...

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Silly smiles drawn
in the sand
finger. prints.
from sea to sun
goofy friend
turns my frown
upside down
a ... dancing ...
clown

Can you say Shakespeare?
~
Daffy me...

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Thufferin thuccotayh... that's dethpicable!
Of courth you know thith meanth war!!!
Did I hear you thay I thound like Daffy Duck?
Thure no mithaking my dethpicable roar!


© Jack Ellison 2013...

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My late-night snack
  of peanuts and coffee
has got my family
  thinking I'm daffy

But if they weren't such late-risers
  they'd be appalled to see
me noshing red onions with mackerel
  in a wet towel ~ Call me Admiral...

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Once deactivated,
       after forgotten,
        played were the
        ancients toys...
       after finished
        all jokes
        and merriment... what do we have!?
        We are "STATUES"
        from Internet...
         dippy, daffy
          of technology... !...

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FALSE FRIEND
Phoney
Croney

DYING WITH LAUGHTER
Croaking
Joking

ALIBI
Lover
Cover

RUDENESS
Respect
Neglect

CELLO
Middle
Fiddle

TENTH PLACE WINNER
Written November 18, 2022
Submitted to "A Brian Strand Premiere Choice" Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I slept with Daffy Duck and I'm so ashamed.
Instead of making love to a woman, I made love to game.
I was drunk when we got in the sack.
He was so sexy because he was black.
When my girlfriend found out, she forgave me even though I'm a sinner.
She then shot Daffy Duck and served him for dinner....

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Hearts are broken all around the world

But others don't really give a cluck

Most Looney Tunes fans are drenched in tears

By the tragic death of Daffy Duck

Blown to pieces by an ACME bomb

Let's make a toast and sip from this cup

I'll miss him more than you'll ever know

That little guy always quacked me up

A-Thee, A-Thee, A-Thee, That's All Folks!...

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SQUAWK


                      A nuthatch built a twiggy nest

                      A cockatoo showed off her elegant crest

                      A bluejay stole a hummingbird's egg

                      A flamingo sleeps on just one leg

                      A seagull fought for an ocean snail

                      And Daffy Duck pulled Donald Duck's tail!...

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Who will be president
i do not know but i hope it's not bozo.
it can be mickey.
mouse or even goofy.
as long as they run the government better than 
who will be that person/ i do not know yet .
only days away and time is running out.
who will lead this country. will it be daffy duck or porky pig.
now you should vote for the best , just remember 
i want to know who will it be, i know not me!!...

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A house no more
Save on the distant shore
Of my memory

Cracked window,
Drafty, makes me daffy
"Peeve Room" joys,
Music through the night
Friends and lovers,
Made me warm
Till morning's light

Haunting memories
Of the bumper-car ride of life,
Friends and lovers gone,
And too many an ex-wife,

I can still see out
That cracked window,
That is no more,
Those rooms will die with me,
That home that I did adore....

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DIDN'T TELL YOU TO PICK DOS MATERS
AND DIG DOS TATERS
YOU OUT DARE DIGGING THE MATERS
AND PICKIN UP TATERS OFF THE GROUND
STOP YOU FLOOKIN DAFFY DOOTIN
AND PICK DOS MATERS OUT THE PATCH
DOLL-GIFT GOOFIN
WHEN YOU SHOULD BE GROUPIN GREEN MATERS
RED MATERS
GREEN MATER
RED MATERS
GREEN MATERS
YOU TRYIN TO DIG THE MATERS
OUT THE GROUND
GREEN MATER
RED MATER
HOT POT TATER
HOT POT TATERS
YOU TRYIN TO DIG THE MATERS OUT THE GROUND!...

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Bugs,
       patient and calm; I'd give him hugs
 Trickster made debut in "Porky's Hare Hunt;"
  puts up with some arrogant duck's affront

                            Daffy
 Full of mischief; not as sweet as Laffy Taffy
He serves as foil to a better-behaved bunny
   His personality deemed less than sunny


Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
Date written: 09/19/2021...

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Indifference, iron crossed as my course of action

A long way into the blue. Vanish
Maybe for a century or love heart lost, a millennia

Hurtful in echoes, reminiscent romances, a dog plays with a fox
Almost a reproduction of age old attrocity, dead as dust is dust
Performing for an eternity, dancing the copious blood red lies
Protective of nothing, a mix of self-assessment and experimentation
You can leave now.


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Daffy, finally...here's an acrostic! :D...

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