Short Curds Poems

Man in moon used crater as spoon
To sup upon milky whey and curds
Sipping up star shake with slurp and burp...

Read More

weighing curds and whey
the spider spied, her courage
curdled, ran away


----------

another alliterative haiku for you...

Read More

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey..
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her,
And said, "is that stuff pro-biotic?...

Read More

Tasty tidbits of pepper
Jack snuggled blankets
Of seasoned cornmeal and fried
With a creamy dip
For coating makes a
Luscious snack,
Wow!
...

Read More

Crunched Away Her Curds

What a woman who
To say only had few words;
Crunched away her curds.

It was something about
Mary being so contrary.
Get it?

Jim Horn...

Read More

Tasty tidbits of pepper
Jack wrapped sweaters on
Seasoned cornmeal coat and fry
With a creamy dip
Tasty coating makes
A great snack,
Wow!
...

Read More

LIBERATED     FEMALE



Little Miss Muffet got up off her tuffet

And threw her curds  a-whey

That spider trying to sit beside her

Found that Miss Muffet had gone away....

Read More

As a poet, I'm aware of rhyming words
Like many such as these, birds, herds, and curds
Not being snotty
Not too haughty 
But at times I find witty ones like turds...

Read More

Grown Miss Muffet put “tuffet” on display
family quickly denounced her as a stray
       Muffet found bike rider
       who called himself Spider
 and, after curds, he and she sped a-whey

May 12, 2023
...

Read More

Bacteria flirting with enzymes,
co mingling every which way,
with friendly organisms that give birth
every time to curds and whey.
That's the miracle of life as seen through my eyes,
as I look down upon the cheese upon my fries....

Read More

Oh but it was such a glorious day
When the gods first took the curds from the whey!
Sprinkled some salt and a tincture of time
Aging the mix with a splash of enzyme
Giving to mortals what English call cheese
Pair it with wine and my palate agrees!












11.10.18...

Read More

Smells of cheese curds, the shouts for beer.
The man looks everywhere, and a kid shouts over here.
This must be a sacred moment, as I stop to buy a doughnut
I look around and see the pitcher on his mound.
I signal for us to head to the bleachers,
this is our classroom, the woodchucks our teachers....

Read More

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to eat the curds and whey,
then the isty bisty spider
came and sat down beside her
and Jill ran away.
Then Jack got nimble
and Jack got quick
and called all the kings horses and men,
then he sat in the corner
and blew his horn,
and saw the cow jump out of the corn....

Read More

Little Miss Muffet

             (Modern Version)

      Little Miss Muffit sat on her tushy
      Eating her curds and whey.
      A great big spider sat down beside her
      And was killed by a pesticide spray. 


      Barry Stebbings       
       18/6/2916

     (Not really in favour of killing spiders)...

Read More

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffett away.

Now for the adult part.
My dad's favorite 

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffett
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said........
"MOVE OVER BABE!"...

Read More

E    E
     H    .    .    S          memories
C   .       .       .   E            made   
---------------------         together
A N D    C U R D S
---------------------               just
B   .       .       .   R            eat &
     U    .    .    E                enjoy
          R    G

(By curds, I am referring to cheese curds.)...

Read More

Antidote of officialdom dew. Wow. Amazing. Little the latter and a speckled view answers. Hath he had been. No curds
 hahahaha and now they were in a meeting
 gone gone gone. Good. Hahahaha and a sw pop round. Hahahaha and now the wooden spoon and the other day and night is good with the omitted results included in. Hahahaha zzzxx culmination creating crests! Rather fascinating it is. Xxx hahahaha...

Read More

Alice was madder then the mad hatter,
and so she devised a plan:
to avoid white rabbits and any shifting land.
She warned herself to think and not drink
any potions that might make her body shrink..
She said to herself, "don't eat whey's nor curds,
and always avoid those do do birds."
 Flee from the scene if you see the 
Red Queen shouting, "off with their heads".
It's better to be bored out of one's gourd then
wander where she does tread....

Read More

Silent atmosphere
Moving in a move of silent
Latency of thought in mind violent
A silent in words
A yaurning attitude curds
Dismantling a curfew in mind surds
Why a yaurn arises ?
The phenomenon of carbon dioxide increase
Or a oxygen level decrease
Keep your fences of thought open ways
Let the pure air come in always
Removes the bad air come out
So the phenomenon of outer ambience affects on
The lack of interest in the inner ambience affects to yaurn...

Read More

Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way.  
Along came a spider,  
I bet they did not bring a glass of cider.  
Little Miss Muffet should pick her friends better,  
how about getting an English Setter.  
Be careful who your friends are,  
or you will not go very far.  

...

Read More

There was a young fellow named Sonny
Who went on a date with his Honey.
When he looked at the check,
He said “Oh, golly heck,
The taxman took all of my money”.

There was a young fellow named Max
Who neglected to pay income tax.
The taxman said, “Okay.
I will garnish your pay.
Now give me your shirt and your slacks”.

Miss Muffet was taking her pay
In nothing but sweet curds and whey.
Taxman the spider
Sat down beside her
And took all her curds pay away.

won 4th place...

Read More