Avoiding white rabbits

Alice was madder then the mad hatter, and so she devised a plan: to avoid white rabbits and any shifting land. She warned herself to think and not drink any potions that might make her body shrink.. She said to herself, "don't eat whey's nor curds, and always avoid those do do birds." Flee from the scene if you see the Red Queen shouting, "off with their heads". It's better to be bored out of one's gourd then wander where she does tread.