Short Crude Poems

Short Crude Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Crude by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Crude by length and keyword.


Premium Member Breath of Eagles

BREATH OF EAGLES

climb where eagles soar
open slats breathe on my shoes
crude wooden railing

7/10/2017
haiku
Form: Haiku


Sea Serpent

Crude serpent of oil
Crawfish caught in its black coil
Our earth determined to spoil

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX
Form: Haiku

Premium Member White Feathered Fowl

white feathered fowl
slathered in black slimy crude
let their cry be ours . . .


For "OIL SPILLED OUT ANGER! /Slam Contest by SKAT*
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Dirty Talk

come on crude
    
                         we're all future fossil fuel

                                     pump me






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Pull Over

Once back when I was in my prime
A cop yelled, "Pull over you slime!"
That was crude
And real rude
Since I was on the phone at the time!
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Cherry Very Crude

Bananas and cucumbers find
a place in the dirtiest mind.
Is losing her cherry
to courgettes a worry?
Who knows but one's up her behind...
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Fabulous Fun Footle Game of the Immature

GAME OF THE IMMATURE

I hog
the blog

I tease
with ease

not crude
but rude

they rile
I smile

how droll
to troll


31/3/17
Form: Footle

Merry Christmas

A little child,
A shining star.
A stable rude,
The door ajar.
Yet in that place,
So crude, forlorn.
The hope of all,
The world was born.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Crude Can Be Crude

Mankind at his worst

        "Drill, baby drill" is his chant

                nature pays the price



Entry in the Tainted Feathers contest
© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Puff the Poker Princess

She didn’t play poker so well.
Her bluff was as clear as a bell.
   Her insides would quaver
   So much that they gave her
A hell of a smell of a tell.
© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Paradigm Shift

Fossil powered gas coal and crude
Got miners and some roughnecks screwed
With solar and wind
Their fate could be pinned
On working with fuel that's renewed
Form: Limerick

Ontario Impresario

There once was a gal from Ontario
Who thought prophecy was her scenario
   In reality she spewed
   Fallacies quite crude
What an odd, erroneous impresario!
Form: Limerick

Holy Freebies

The European Court of Human Rights
Have just approved Catholic appetites
The Vatican can't be sued
No matter how crude or rude
Sovereign Immunity sybarites!
Form: Limerick

At the Zoo - very crude

He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Fun

outskirt's landscape's
rude God awful
it's outlandish
in the garden
nonchalant
kinda crude 
did it go smooth
dry zone
crackle main central
in the meadow?

Slow Menu

French cuisine for some see it crude.
Eating snails appear horribly lewd,
but well known in France,
its folk took a stance,
as the French cannot stand fast food.
Form: Limerick

The Pianist

Proud sound, soft tracks of voices burned
taming crude souls their virtue earned.

Inspired from the ''Pianist'', scene of Ballade No.1 in G minor Op.23 - Chopin.
art

Premium Member Irish Knave

There once was a crude Irish knave
Who hid deep within Fingal’s cave.
He felt it safe there to flee,
Thinking “naught could get to me”
Until swept away by a wave.
Form: Limerick

With Consulted and Resulted

When with you I continually consulted,
Final thought in my mind had resulted;
Further reviewed,
And rather crude;
All of my irony many others insulted.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Cause and Effect

If one refuses to be crude
Then one will never be eloquent.

~~~~~~~~

yeah, so, none of the categories inspire me... I was looking for the one that said "Think about it."
Form:

Jack Ellison

He’s convinced me he’s eighty years old,
and he must be with the stories he’s told,
many border on rude,
but none I’d call crude,
from the man with a heart of pure gold.
Form: Limerick

February 15 2015

School is cool
School is fun
If he would just
Get the work done.

Don't mean to be mean,
Don't wanna be rude,
Don't want to seem crude,...

I'm A Poet and I Know It
Form:

Black Gold

Crude oil drilling
Dark viscous liquid

Becomes valuable
When first distilled

Automobiles
Cause pollution
More dollars for firms.




CONTEST:"Shanzi" sponsored by Joann Grisetti
Form: Verse

A Poem Is Brewing...

Stolid, terse
Ferrous verse

Raw, crude
Pressing lewd

Fiery, rage
Warring sage

Wild, free
As the open sea

Clever, deft
Mindful theft

Longing, attentive
Yet pensive

Premium Member My Reputation Is In Danger

Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude My reputation was in danger of being poopooed I'm an okay Jack Back on track But can't promise I won't be once again crude
Form: Limerick

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