Short Colon Poems

stolen
colon



11/20/23...

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"semi colon"


my proctologist told me 
Pluto is not a planet
but Uranus is...

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Never ending
Endoscopy.
Upper end
Endoscopy.
Lower end
Endoscopy.
Colon
Oscopy.
No end
Oscopy.
Which end
Is
Up sco py?...

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and 
as for the 
people who told 
me that having bananas 
every day was good for my colon;
you didn’t mention that I had to eat them...

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Through the teeth
and through the gums
look out belly 
here it comes
through the colon
or through the bladder
when I'm relieved
I feel much gladder!...

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For the Anthem, Brittany Griner now stands
    No more of her juvenile 'taking a knee'

  Maybe she'll meet with Colon (The Moron) Kaepernick
    ~ Teach an old dog a new trick...

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I don't have to tell you,
You know.

You do have to tell me,
'cause I don't.

Razor's edge.

Stand your ground.

Or maybe we could talk it out?

Women know stuff
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yep...

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stolen boots scratch mugs
mobile hinder beach lost pebbles
violin rehearsal picnic crew
colon usage witch fumble
joyous creature strikes
glasses open sores delve
blocks weave shuttle cock...

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I have found a new love,
colon detox, yes, colon detox.
If you want to feel better,
this is something you need.
All natural, I love it...
I do one pill a day,
results before bedtime.
Just had to share my joy....

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L-itterateur
O-f
R-ighteous
R-ead
A-pplies
I-ndividual
N-ame
E-mploying

C-omposition
O-f
L-ovely
O-utstanding
N-ote

Topic: Birthday of Poetess Lorraine Colon (September 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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ICED, admonition …
                       
                             Cut with colon dash elipsis,

                                                                          no rhymes are served up!


For Haiku contest...

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Oh, Imodium, 
Constipator of my colon, 
Immobilizer of my bowel; 
You make it possible 
For me to leave 
The house and take 
A long walk in the 
Countryside, without 
Having to remember 
To pack 
Toilet roll 
And a small trowel....

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FALLEN DARLING DYING OF COLON CANCER

bottom
fallen

callin
darlin

cell phone
bell tone

fallen
darlin

bottom
seldom

swollen
colon

answer
cancer

fallen
darlin


3/26/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. ©...

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chaos, love, and emotions 
run through my veins
like fiery stool through the 
colon of a mexican

the pain of my soul is 
almost comparable to that of
a staph infection

the bright lights in my eyes
shine through the dark
dank cellar door of your
diaper...

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Everybody poops
but mine don't stink
What the heck, am I supposed to do
they think I'm full of crap
but I have to swear it's true
'Cause when I'm on the potty
An arrangements on its way
Then I let lose some colon fruit  
and it smells like a bouquet

For Roy's poop contest...

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Sometimes
Just stop
Listen


Then watch
See things
Unfold


Then wait
Sense form
Reveal


In time
Cause hurls
Dawning


Moments
Caress
Journey


Sense how
The now
Endows


Deep flow
Enters
Exits


Firm pause
Colon
New splurge!




Leon Enriquez
02 December 2015
Singapore...

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I used to eat jalapeno peppers,
 banana peppers, and 
tomatoes galore.


Hot spicy and
 “oh my gosh” foods
 is what I simply and
 absolutely adore.


Prime rib? Okay 
but beef cake it in
 horseradish, and I mean
 straight, not in a
 dumbed down sauce.

My ulcerated esophagus
 and spastic colon 
are now apparently
 my boss....

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I used to eat jalapeno peppers,
 banana peppers, and 
tomatoes galore.


Hot spicy and
 “oh my gosh” foods
 is what I simply and
 absolutely adore.


Prime rib? Okay 
but beef cake it in
 horseradish, and I mean
 straight, not in a
 dumbed down sauce.

My ulcerated esophagus
 and spastic colon 
are now apparently
 my boss....

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How would they know?
I mean, this could be AI.
Could write 
Any
Old bollocks.
Does it have 
The 
Spirit; of my poetry?
Where is my
Soul? Is it
Next to this semi-colon?    :
Look at it,
Bit lonely there
But
We all are
My son
Is writing a story on paper across the room
Let he forever 
Be his own mind 
On paper,
In voice 
In spirit...

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Cleanse your colon
the future of poetry demands,
and this is just the place for it.
Backed-up words =  writers block.
Void the unavoidable,
eliminate the congested
proud and loud.

Fear not the mess
white pages and toilet paper
so similar

Write on with a lax and easy grace
to the next vocalized movement,
your next creative peristalsis....

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Hello, I am the colon grammatically
 And not colon cancer medically.
If the poetry soup won’t allow me
It’s not the matter of great scree.
Can’t use me in title, then in the text that follows
My job is to inform reader what follows.
The grammarians use me in three ways
Syntactically, appositive, segmental always.

============================

Dr. Ram Mehta...

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After 50 -  states a well known belief
Your colon can cause you some grief.
        To get it checked is the answer
        In case there’s a cancer
With a procedure which can give you relief.

A colonoscopy needs to be done
Granted it isn’t much fun
        You hope no polyps they find
        if they do -  hope they’re benign
If they are, then be happy - you’ve won....

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deep in the colon of the forest
there is a designated honor tree
where an orange mushroom bouquet grows

if you luck upon it, you may find a leprechaun
Unicorns might prance into view
whatever you do, do not act startled

Act surprised, pleased, as if you knew they were there
For until you know they are there
You can never see any of it

The mushroom bouquet
the unicorns
or the leprechaun...

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Went to see Willie Colon the other night
Trombone - bongos - sexy woman 
   dancing around
    A politician walked 
through the crowd
  Free water (I got there too late)
    rhythmic 
memories 
   remain with us 
  As old newspapers 
blow by in the
   wind
     We watch the dance of love and life
as it repeats itself 
endlessly
    throughout the years 
echoing  in the halls of our souls...

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a colon
is cool
and a

semi
colon is
half better

but god
forbid
since

so many
things
are

forbidden
that though
god created

poetry
soup has
overridden

the all
almighty
that though

a woman poet
who gets it
monthly

can't in
a title
use

what is
to be
con

sidered
to be a
special

character
introducing not 
the asterisk but

the maybe
hated
period

.
.
....

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