Short Chuckled Poems
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Charlie Chaplin’s his name
“Slap stick” brought him fame
Chuckled when I watch his flick
But never saw him “slap a stick”
A wild posy
Shriveled and perished.
The evening-warriors chuckled ---
But the day-warriors fussed.
A wild posy
Shriveled and perished.
It's awfully untrendy
to be slender, long and bendy
but it helps to have reach
when seeking the peach,
chuckled Sebastian to Wendy
I questioned my shadow
“you followed me all morning
Now you want to lead the way”.
It chuckled as it replied:
“That was then.”
“This is now.”
A girl lost her panty one day,
In a mix-up, it just slipped away.
She chuckled, not shy,
As it caught someone's eye,
Said, "Lost things often go astray!"
opened his wallet
eskimo call girl chuckled ~
lacked innuendo
for the Simply Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
Written 10/8/22
No more within the eyes
no comfort given by encircled hand
no gentle call of love
no chuckled shared
ripped and gone
can't stay strong
she is dead
and everything is wrong
A randy, young couple out by the bay
decided to have a roll in the hay.
She pondered, in the moonlight,
"Aren't the stars pretty tonight?",
and he chuckled "I'm in no place to say!"
The word “pencil” comes from a latin word
Meaning “small ”, chuckled till my eyes blurred
Hilarious, riotous, rollicking
Reminds me of bedtime frolicking
Giggled so hard, a gigantic fart did occur
Seven, Eight
There was a young boy
from North Devon,
Looked proud,
for he could count up to seven.
With a hearty well done,
I told him, that’s great,
But chuckled to myself,
cos, I can count up to eight.
The word PENCIL comes from a latin word
Meaning SMALL *****, chuckled till my eyes blurred
Hilarious, riotous, rollicking
Reminds me of bedtime frolicking
Giggled so hard, a gigantic fart occurred
Scuttlebutt ran in and bit me.
Harder than a mosquito bites.
I yelled ouch!
Scuttlebutt did a summersault
into my reptilian brain.
She is easy to antagonize.
Scuttlebutt chuckled
So I pulled out my big gun.
Ignore.
The moon bold and endearing
cast a soft beam of light;
As gently it's nearing,
It's so entrancing
This night
I had to start dancing
What a mad woman is she?!
I heard them pronounce,
I chuckled and laughed
Not caring an ounce
~Guinevere~
Had my hair color treated
To surprise the wedding guests
Shock came at the rehearsal
Groom wanted to leave
His once-blonde bride had green curls
She’d been hoping for brunette
Oh, how the bridesmaids chuckled
Wig worn at wedding
Sadly, a true story.
He tapped his cane and shook his cup
A rich man tossed a Ben Franklin in
Lifting his shades, the beggar took a peek…
fairly sprinted to the nearest bar
~ as the Good Lord chuckled from afar
I said to my Grandad one day
While packing the shopping away
"I'm gonna leave this
Pizza, four cheeses,
Out decreasing cooking time" - hooray!
"Did I just hear you right'
He chuckled away with delight,
'A pizza for Jesus?"
[ I don't believe this ]
"Four CHeeses..." I answered polite.
A conversation ensued between us.
He ranted he wanted to resign.I chuckled and smiled.
Asked if he had a plan B.
He explained, a good idea though, I thought to myself.
But can you draft the idea, develop it, till morrow then present your resignation when you have alternatives? I asked.
He was enraged, and he left
There he was, again on the wall.
Unaware he might suddenly fall.
If a big wind came up, bellowing tall.
Humpty would be down, in pieces and all.
Why don’t you listen to our warning, friend?
Humpty chuckled, a warm smile he did send.
He was a fine man, personality a beautiful blend.
But of course, he fell, and this was the end.
The frog hoped around
Looking for a wife
He had nothing to offer
So, he offered his life
To a beautiful queen sitting
On a lime green Lilypad
Once she saw him her eyes lit up
Before he arrived, she was very sad
The frog shouted marry me my love
Suddenly a star shined brightly from above
She chuckled then smiled
Saying we both feel love
A local business sent out mail
Which said, "We're all for Trump!"
I questioned if a nod from them
Would give a welcome bump.
But underneath the banner cry
The note said, "April Fools!
However, there's free shipping
When you order by the rules."
I chuckled at this little prank
But wondered if that poke
Would be perceived by Donald fans
As just a little joke.
We are the three little pigs, we are.
We come from another planet, past the Venus star.
We are fat and sassy, and enthusiastic too.
Unless you turn us into hot pork stew.
The pigs laughed and chuckled at the joke that day.
They had landed on earth in the month of May.
Having no idea that the possibility could come true.
These savage carnivores really ate pork stew.
Two Zebra had a nasty chat
One said “You think you’re all of that
Because your stripes are white on black
And that is your defining fact”.
The other, shaded black on white,
Chuckled with a strange delight
“I believe your vision is in error
Stop looking in the river’s mirror.
©5/12/2023
Writing Challenge – ‘Z’ Words Poetry Contest
Constance La France - sponsor
Stopped at the light
Looked over and there she was
Smiling, laughing then waving
Cause she was caught
I chuckled, her at me
She didn't turn, neither would I
Light turned green, it was time to go
Her number I needed to know
Trapped by glass
This couldn't start nor could it last
Waved in small goodbyes
Pressed the pedal and broke the ties
But man was she pretty
Form:
The professor turned to me
What is infinity?
‘Neither the stars in the sky
nor the sand next the sea’
thought me
The answer, thus he:
‘Every thousand years
a bird picks up a single
grain of sand, oh-so-wee’
‘And even that
'is not infinity'
thus me
‘Jolly good!’
chuckled he
Today I woke up in the morning,
Yawning,
Groaning,
Grinning,
Then I saw your beautiful image,
That was clamped on the door of my heart,
Guess what?
I stopped,
My heart limped,
My face smiled,
My bones chuckled,
And I saw a hope,
A hope of living again,
A hope of moving on,
Without tire,
Nor retire,
Yes, I gained hope,
A hope to battle again,
With no retreat,
No surrender.