Green, But No Envy

Had my hair color treated To surprise the wedding guests Shock came at the rehearsal Groom wanted to leave His once-blonde bride had green curls She’d been hoping for brunette Oh, how the bridesmaids chuckled Wig worn at wedding
Sadly, a true story.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 5/18/2011 8:04:00 AM
Thanks for a good chuckle, Carolyn - it still makes me laugh. Many congrats on your win : )
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Date: 5/18/2011 7:27:00 AM
oh, the bloopers of a rehearsal, carols... fun, naughty! big cheers to you! :) huggs
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Date: 5/18/2011 6:09:00 AM
This must be one awesome shock. Many congrats darling for this win. Thanks for all your prayers. My surgery is over and am now recovering.
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Date: 5/18/2011 2:33:00 AM
Super loved this very funny one...wish some coaxing and cajoling had worked on the groom, cuz the idea of a green haired bride did sound good to me :)) Congrats Carolyn on your fabulous win with this exquisite piece...
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Date: 5/17/2011 10:16:00 PM
oh, boy, it was YOU? Congratulations,Carolyn. I do remember this fun one.
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Date: 5/17/2011 5:12:00 PM
Excellent entry Carolyn, congratulations on taking second place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/17/2011 5:11:00 PM
OOPS Congrad's Carolyn!
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Date: 5/17/2011 5:10:00 PM
UT OH!!! I turned myself magenta once grrrrrr but not for my wedding! Funny one gal! Light & Love
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Date: 5/17/2011 4:51:00 PM
Very seldom do I keep a poem in my head as much as I have this one, Carolyn..It certainly brings a new dimension to your personality-You have all these wonderful life situations that you have turned into poetic masterpieces..here is just another example. Curious,....do you wear green hair for St. Patty's Day? ha ha. Congrats on this funny scene!! Gwendolen
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Date: 5/17/2011 1:53:00 PM
Congratulations, Carolyn....your sad but true story wins, hands down!!! What color was the wig???
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Date: 5/17/2011 12:37:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in Dr. Ram's contest Carolyn. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/17/2011 12:19:00 PM
I loved it Carolyn, but I am soory that I am laughing at poor brides's misfortune. Congratulations on your placement in Dr Mehta's contest. It is a well deserved win! Warmest regards, Brenda Atry
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Date: 5/17/2011 11:49:00 AM
Congratulations on the second place win in my contest, Carolyn
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Date: 4/26/2011 9:04:00 AM
I guess buying the wig was the best alternative. You made me laugh. Best to you in the contest, Diane
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Date: 4/26/2011 8:20:00 AM
Ha ha ha, Carolyn. Are u kiddin me? This is a TRUE story"? I wanna see a pic of this on your blog if u have one! I can't stop laughing over your playfulness and funny write. Ohio River is ready to burst from rain in Ohio. Gwendolen
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Date: 4/25/2011 1:18:00 PM
The poor guy must have been devestated Carolyn. I hope they look back and chuckle at this day? good luck in Dr. Ram's contest....:)
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Date: 4/24/2011 10:07:00 AM
LOL - I could picture this : )
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Date: 4/23/2011 6:44:00 PM
unfortunately been involved in some of these type wedding nightmares! Do you carry a pen/pad everywhere? I do!:)
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Date: 4/23/2011 4:27:00 PM
clever clever. I really need to put my thinking cap on today for these two contests I am seeing!
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Date: 4/23/2011 12:06:00 PM
Carolyn, this is very amuzing...were you the poor bride? I believe this contest will have lots of humorous verses! Love, Shani
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Date: 4/22/2011 3:09:00 PM
Wishing you a Happy Easter also... Been away from soup this week and will catch up this weekend.. Crazy work week!! love Michael
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Date: 4/22/2011 3:04:00 PM
Oh dear....this a true story???? What a memory this makes....but what a good sense of humor you must have not to be tramutized forever after that!!
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