The Real Three Little Pigs

We are the three little pigs, we are. We come from another planet, past the Venus star. We are fat and sassy, and enthusiastic too. Unless you turn us into hot pork stew. The pigs laughed and chuckled at the joke that day. They had landed on earth in the month of May. Having no idea that the possibility could come true. These savage carnivores really ate pork stew.