Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

The Real Three Little Pigs

We are the three little pigs, we are.
We come from another planet, past the Venus star.
We are fat and sassy, and enthusiastic too.
Unless you turn us into hot pork stew.

The pigs laughed and chuckled at the joke that day.
They had landed on earth in the month of May.
Having no idea that the possibility could come true.
These savage carnivores really ate pork stew.

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L Milton Hankins October 24, 2021 at 10:25 AM "from another planet, past the Venus star," eh? The idea of three little pigs in outer space is something I can't quite grasp. How 'bout the three blind mice? Hmmm...whatever happened to the tails she cut off? Ugh. They might have wound up in a stew. Caren Krutsinger October 25, 2021 at 2:05 AM I can picture a mouse in stew and it makes me sick; a lady from Russia came to our church once to tell us about her childhood. She was so hungry and some horrible people gave her soup and it had a mouse floating in it. I have never forgotten this story.

Jenna Logan October 24, 2021 at 3:55 AM Ugh.... let's not tell them they were cannibals!!! Caren Krutsinger October 25, 2021 at 2:06 AM They found out we are cannibals the hard way.