Short Chewing Gum Poems

Written in a chit
Love is like a chewing gum
You chew, you spit....

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If chewing gum were motivation

    ~ I'd double-bubble the population...

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Why americans
  are known having large jaws  ?
-  chewing gum effect !...

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it helps me think
i do blink
am not kink
am just a sungun
while i park run
loves
CHEWING GUM...

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was god chewing gum 
          mulling over creation 
      big bang ~ that could work 

By
David Kavanagh...

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People who chew gum while walking
Have to stop and their talking
Because they are unable to do both
At the same time....

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Relation is like chewing gum,
loses its taste as time goes on
It’s upto you to decide
whether you want to pretend it’s taste  
or just spit it out...

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Endeavors of granger,
spit on the wall,
exits to nowhere,
uptown and all,
empty, vacant, all alone,
chewing gum on the telephone.
By Leah (Leloo)...

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The shock of the news left him numb.
He asked, "How did my friend succumb?"
The coroner joked,
"Your friend Artie choked,
He's the victim of his chewing gum."...

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There's chewing gum stuck to my shoe
It's acting like tough super glue
I cuss and I scoff
As I scrape it off
I’m lucky it wasn’t dog pooh!

2/26/18...

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If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna do?

1/17/18
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Forgetful when it comes to my pocket jeans,
especially when its time to get cleaned,
chewing gum and phone,
after the wash I moan,
at times even laundering the green.






12-21-16...

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steeple hands
piano voices
stand up, kneel down
confession box
anointing with oil - at door
sign of the cross and a crooked knee
chewing gum
ruffling papers

one tear-stained face

7/1/2018...

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MAGA America Blues 

A down-home town red-neck cracker,
 Wearing black -kicking shoes, 
Packing heat 
chewing gum while drinking beer
and smoking a cigarette
wearing a MAGA hat
stops to chat 
with the proud boys
on the street
just another night
in Trump’s  neo-fascist America...

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BROTHERLY LOVE
"after my preacher brother read the sermon, we were all converted"
Indiana Shaw . . . 

"Mother; was ever so proud of him" . . . : )

"I was too busy sticking my chewing gum, underneath the pew" . . . ; )...

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Back of the room I sat.
An eye on every rat.
Trying to do math.

The date is a Summation-

Number 1 is three times nine,
Number 2 is even and prime.

I'll give you the last-
twenty seventeen.

The Eagle eye for chewing gum.
Get your head down, do that sum!


originally written ~ work it out ~...

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Look at little Danny, playing with his gun,

Running around the garden,

Mouth full of chewing-gum,

  Hiding in the bushes,

Rustling through the trees

looking for the enemy,

Crawling on his knee's,

Suddenly he spies them,

And aims to take his shot, 

The bullet fire he imitates,

With bubble-gum pops!...

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New jersey's
new sticks
anew way of thanking
or is it.
this note was attached to a rock
held on by some chewing gum
someone tossed it
on the rink while
were skating
the p.s told the hold story
stay offa the ice bouis !
signed by us !
we later found out this was a prank, some fool
celebrating his favorite teams victory !...

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sifted sand
that slips the stalks
that forest from the crevices
ants with hot potato feet skim the glass
fragmented in the concrete gaze
kicking chewing gum Michelangelo's
Tar repair words
whisping dust bunny demons
shimmer realities hold
exhale returns
shelter me
from the heat
stinging soles
shoes retain the cold
and sits are seconds old...

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     Between anemones
     where the soil smells damp
     Lungs are filled with poetry
     Destiny, the exact moment
     Breathing, embroidered cosmos rhythm
     Synonym, a balance setting
     Metaphors sticks to the palate
                         - sweet chewing gum
     which grows and grows
                          ... must spit it out...

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Drowsy car rides no destination
Blaring music lack determination 
The glowing lights passing by
Miles and miles as we drive

Wrapped in blankets with soft hums
Jaws popping while chewing gum
Lazy Monday whiles it's rainy
Our smiles are forever gravely

And soon the moon rises high
Blocked by grays in the sky
And as we pass route 64
I want to stay here forever more...

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What annoys me
There are a few
From white van drivers to
Peope who like to jump a queue

Chewing gum on pavemnts
Stickin to your shoe
Drivers on mobile phones
Though that's illegal to do

Back seat drivers
When youve given them a lift
Peope who look at your boobs
When your talking, if you get my drift

So you see, my list is varied
Not just one thing
I expect I annoy people
When I try to sing...

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Steadily beats he a drum,
Heavily drinking stiff rum;
Zestfully tours he a slum,
Masculine tunes does hum.

Later, his fingers are numb,
Not excluded his half thumb;
Decides he then to sit his bum
For an unfinished chewing gum,
To him released by a chum,
When he couldn’t from him a plum…

Later, shall workout the sum 
Of how to get back to doting mum;
A drummer alcoholic,
At times, a workaholic...

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If I weren't afraid, I'd pluck some dainty flowers
Be unashamed of mostly women at showers,
Stand with you dressed in choir robes and singing hymnals,
Be sweet like a kitty not roar like animals
Hold infant with both hands, and not catch a fly ball,
Be very nice and kind with my mother-in-law,
Chewing gum and smiling, not crunching jawbreakers,
Great in mid-life with no crisis, and no takers.


2019 September 10...

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The Moon is looking bright tonight
And like chewing gum on my shoe
Makes my eye stick to the sky
Can’t stop staring back
Wondering how to describe 
That constant novelty
My partner in the sky
For countless years 
Millions of them in fact
Arriving on and every time 
Like the pumpkin fairy
A fulfilling affiliation
Full of pleasant exchange
Encouraging smiles
And familiar fondness
Warm and beautiful
And every time
We are new all over again

©dbyrne July 2014...

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