Short Calculus Poems

Newton and Leibniz,
both creative geniuses,
birth the Calculus!...

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Troodon-formosus
Made the dinostudents fuss
Teaching calculus



By Robb A. Kopp...

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Great men calculate arithmetic
Greater men calculate logarithms
Greatest men calculate calculus...

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A spaced-out moment playing calculator games
in our calculus class, returned to infancy
within the boredom of checking homework...

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Pythagoras once fell off a ladder
And landed on a venomous adder
This adder couldn't add
Calculus made it sad
Algebra and theorems made it madder....

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Miss Armitage entered Calculus class
To stand amidst a disorderly eruption
And she immediately confiscated a catapult
Deemed to be a weapon of math disruption...

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Diane,
What you know about physics and calculus wouldn't fill a thimble.
What you know about love and goodness overflows my heart,
    Every day.
I love you,
D....

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There once was a mathematician named Swope
Who said,” In calculus, while I’m deriving, I hope
To find an function so perfect
No tangent could touch it
Lest I fall on a slippery slope"...

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Long time ago there was a great Briton
Grand scientist called Isaac Newton
Apple fell on calculus
Gravity laws he gave us
Helpless Adam missed the fruit to bite on.

September 15, 2017....

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college statistics
multiplication
heavy calculus
detailed pie charts
elaborate graphs

arithmetic
algebra fun
prealgebra
counting by ten

subtraction
addition

fractions
number

one...

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Some in the scheme of life love plus,
Some others are fond of minus,
Some multiply, some may divide,
Who sets right all this calculus?
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Epigram |04.07.2023| life...

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[a+b}2= a2+ b2 + 2ab
why do we need this
why do we need
calculus and trignometry
for all of us
i really dont know
we need meditation
we need music and art
education should be based
on meditation

6.31 pm
sep 19 2016...

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I married a girl but in fact she was an octopus
Between a hundred leaps and skips she caught hold of a bus
She thrashed the first man she found
Squeezed the second on the ground
And began the head count with the integral calculus....

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“You guys are full of exercise” – nonsense
even after she has finished
scolding Kyle for laying down his head
“Not bored, just sleepy”
I don’t blame him,
Calculus sucks
and now CRAZY Mrs. Howe walks in,
crowing, breathless, sharing new information
buying me time to record the events
but alas! even now we check homework....

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"Reflections"

The mind 
becomes flooded
with the relevance
of numbers

saints 
sometimes
understand their 
reflections, 

the 
other side 
disagrees,
sliding calculus

sometimes,
the answers 
found in the 
reverberating sound

of numbness

binary

(LadyLabyrinth / 2023)
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Occupations are not 
all useful, like when Sisyphus rolls
and nobody cares. Even Camus
can’t justify my love
of quantum or calculus, when it’s burn-lonely
rolling out the integrals: I integrate
myself into a human
-ist Existentialist here’s the point -ist
theory of why I am why I am
and when I differentiate my parents 
chide me. I gather the pieces again....

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what is triple trectatyssss
i am crying at the  tomb of
the decapitated bleeding
hearted ruleless anarchic
poetry
i am not science she confesed
neither economics or calculus
i dont want to be framed like
a saint i want to be free
breathe be myself please
be honest raw soiled
i dont want be polished and adored
in glass cases like a false virgin
this is 2016...

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She left home 
Leaving calculus of tears
Encrusted under the eyes of her children

She left home in blade of sorrows 
Leaving her children in suspense
But participated in a ghost congress
Our souls were left like aw in the skies
Pending cries under the eyes of I


Home was left devastated
And the sun deviated from the east
She left home like ember
And silence curls up in her lap…...

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I had many teachers like that!!
When I was in college
I had a calculus teacher who talked like Ben Stein
"If you have dry scratchy eyes get Clear Eyes" 
and a feminist psych professor that hated men
dissing us with every possible lecture... 
Out of fifty students in that class 
three were men, 
" including me" 
we all dropped after three weeks!!!! 

Jared Pickett	
Asavvy1
9/1/2010...

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Shaking loose 
Tribulations
 Unraveling tight layers
Of blood soaked mercurial dreams

Meeting the real dea
lEconomics unveiled 
The energy of transforming
The calculus of must

World revolving in an hour glass
That traffic spinning mechanism
 Foot locked focal blocked
 From peripheral expanding

The way water runs its grooves
Still shaking loose
These needles of yesteryea
rTill dried leaves fall
Of their own volition...

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The nephrite syndrome.
I will not change the?
calculus, to find the truth
of the flesh.

The paid price of chemistry
will make history. If  
you can stop the blitz?
of the replicas.

It ends like a fire, without 
ashes. The limbs check
the fall. Across the river
an isle erupts.

The prisoner at last escapes,
from the procession of profanities.
You are finally liberated,
releasing the lost poem.


Satish Verma...

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MORE THAN THIS

More than this,
More than a lively string of pearls
In a petri dish,
We are more than this.
More than matter bumping matter,
We exist.
More than this,
More than chemistry, calculus
And quantum physics,
We are more than this.
More than random energy and light,
We are pure love in transit.
More than this,
More than thirsty vessels
For eternal bliss,
We are more than this,
We are ALL of this…
And more....

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Based on observable 
And well-documented evidence,
War is nothing but the deliberate
And systematic erasure of human life,
With the purpose of achieving 
Some political goal.
In quantifying the variables 
That factor into the equation,
There is not, so much, 
A calculus of war, 
As there is a basic arithmetic,
And it is computed 
With the rubber end of a pencil.
In a war of attrition, 
God is on the side 
Of the big erasers....

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These are the days of haunted, rented house
 
Of the technology of service
 
Of riding complete with ease
 
How the program shapes destiny
 
 
 
Still you must carry
 
The necessary implements
 
You never know what you may encounter
 
Down the road
 
You never know
 
Who may provide an answer
 
In the crazy mist of tumultuous days
 
 
 
A dull great man 
 
Bereft of calculus once told me
 
its better to have a corkscrew
 
Though always,
 
You should use a lighter...

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Some old movie plots
can't happen now, with changes
in technology...

You know, in a movie
when someone texts everyone
at school by* mistake*?

Who has *EVERYONE*
at school on their contacts list? 
No way that happens.

Parent-less parties
where scores show up - with modern
*surveillance systems*?

or ditching class, heck
my parents are texted my
quiz scores real-time.

"why'd you get an 88
on that Calculus test, I
thought you studied?" Argh!...

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