Short Burgers Poems

glowing aurora 
burnished brushstrokes 
burnt burgers for tea...

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Smoked dogs and burgers 
fresh tomatoes and onions
 pasta and dessert...

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ITS  taste
don't go to wastes
its lunch
we do in a bunch
this is not lies
welove
BURGERS AND FRIES...

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E'er so oft, when our friends gather,
We told our tales with eager eyes,
Regale with our silly blather,
Then, have sodas, burgers, and fries....

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My lovely wife is attractive and fit,
She keeping the rule: "Never eat after six".
Six burgers, that all, what she usually eat, 
And after the six-seventh hard to affix!...

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They swore their burgers were certified

Their sides were vitamin fortified

We weren't very concerned

Until the day we learned

Their true contents left us terrified 

...

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A world where toffees are the coins
Burgers are the mobile phones
Sandwiches are the fan
Wheel like fryums are the tyres of car and vehicles
Rain of mango shakes
Snow of glitters......

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Never Nice To Her

Of nothing burgers moron was a meister;
They said he is a fool and some shyster
Saw  statistics;
Went ballistics;
When she he knew never is nice to her.

Jim Horn...

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Burgers are buggars for gaining weight
So delicious but they're heart trouble on a plate
Really not fair
Heart needs repair
After downing six of these mommas especially if you eat late...

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I pledge allegiance to to the flag
and the corporations
which it upholds
(and to the gmo's and burgers for which it stands)
One nation under corporatism,
indivisible,
with prisons and earphones for all....

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Red Baron sits in his cockpit;
He fires off shot after shot;
As enemies perish.
Raging, waging battles;
He longs for home and the great burgers,
From Charlie Brown’s grill; 
No kibble tonight!
...

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the fast food ad from 1942 made me chuckle as a wife
featured a thin woman who probably never ate meat in her life
Surrounded by all of these burgers made the ad seem insane.
I bet this teeny tiny model had never had a malt or weight gain....

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"At a Place Called Mr. Quick's"

Serving burgers called “Quickies” I spent
time at work as a teen, and no gent
would I too often see!
Many blockheads asked me
for a quickie (a burger not meant)! 


For P.D's  BLOCK~ BLOCK~ BLOCK Poetry Contest...

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Feasting on burgers, chips,
French fries, pizza, ice cream
Fettuccine and pies
Fills our bodies with fat.
Fish, right oils and nuts are
Fabulous for us, so
Feed your face with good fats!

9/24/16 For the Pleiades F Poetry Contest of Kim Merryman...

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Bosom best-buddy Beta Beta Beta boys begin bonding by bringing before biennial brunches: 

bouncier basketballs

budget bean burritos

bounteous beefy burgers

beautiful broad-minded busty boyfriend-less babes 

better bottled Bavarian/Belgian beers...

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Embraced
Crazy, happy, protective, and brave
Ashley my elder and Alba my youngest
Lover of food, games, and Vanessa
Who feels sadness, anger, and despair
Who fears loneliness, quiet, and guilt
Who would like to see candy, burgers, and girlfriend
Resident of my Mother
Mundane...

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Beware the Bomber - Epulaeryu

They call them “Belly Bombers”
Onion steamed burgers,
They say to, “Take home a sack”,
Square, holey patties.
I ate too many,
And I got,
Sick!



Original poem written for the contest:
“Fast Food Epulaeryu”   ¤¤ 3rd Place ¤¤
Composed 4-28-2011...

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Can anarchy have empathy?
Yes, in our land of Aussies,
We say no wucking furries,
Always more snags on the barbie, 
Still listen to a bit of Acca Dacca,
More burgers and fries from Maccas,
Frocked up in trackie dakkies,
Yes, it's the land of Aussies,
Our form of anarchy has empathy!!!...

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macdonalds big macs...
mythological wafers...
illusion appeal...

superficial foods...
theoretical contents...
consumption symbols...

family fun anytime...
philosophical promises...
communion burgers...

ronald the clown says...
customer conformity...
means...passive is choice......

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Billowing bellows
Blatantly belching
Blowing cold air
Blazing the fire.

Bloated to bursting
Building the heat,
Burning the charcoal
Browning the meat.

Burgers are ready
Bangers are hot,
Bread buns are toasted
Brown sauce in the pot.


12/7/2020
Eve roper
Alliteration contest...

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The Mall
has got its own belltower
like modern church
for capitalism.
Hundreds of shops
selling the obvious
garish colours.
Many restaurants 
serving a variety 
of burgers and fattening food.
There is no art here
not much to see
if you don´t care
about
high heeled shoes
and burgers...

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Spoiled soy burgers
  and marshmallow spam
Find all the worms
  in the uncured ham

Mustard stew a la mode
  pistachio-flavored tongue of toad
Dandelion roots in stuffing of turkey
  makes digestion extra-perky

Fancy diets? - Gain weight and kvetch
  Eat this stuff! Shed pounds ~ just retch...

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Clem Kadidlehopper had two whoppers,
Two burgers with the works may be stoppers,
Double meat, egg, beetroot, tomato and cheese,
For a burger connoisseur this could only please,
No problem for Clem and his great big choppers.


alternate last line:  Clem woofed them down with his great big choppers....

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I'm hungry so I ordered fries and a burger.
I'm pouring ketchup on my fries and my coffee needs sugar.
This burger is delicious, I can't believe how good it tastes.
I'm gobbling it down, it will not go to waste.
I love burgers, they are my favorite food.
Just thinking about them puts me in a good mood....

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Empty Trolley 

The supermarket
Has got its own 
Bell tower
Like a modern church
For capitalism
Hundreds of shops
Selling the obvious
Garish colours
An ice-rink
Many restaurants
Selling
Unhealthy food
There is no art here
Very little to see
If you do not care
About
High heeled shoes 
And burgers...

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