John Williams Poet Limerick

Kadidlehopper's Burger Whoppers

Clem Kadidlehopper had two whoppers,
Two burgers with the works may be stoppers,
Double meat, egg, beetroot, tomato and cheese,
For a burger connoisseur this could only please,
No problem for Clem and his great big choppers.


alternate last line:  Clem woofed them down with his great big choppers.

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Lindsay Laurie May 4, 2015 at 10:02 PM G'day John... don't forget the beetroot. Yeah, I watched a couple of blokes in a pie eating contest once so I can easily imagine what Clem is like... a guts. Thanks John - Lindsay John Williams May 5, 2015 at 3:57 AM Hi Lindsay, I've added the beetroot just for you Lindsay. But you're right, it wouldn't be an Australian burger if it didn't have beetroot. I hope this is more to your appetite. Haha......thanks Lindsay.....John