Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Blockheads

"At a Place Called Mr. Quick's"

Serving burgers called “Quickies” I spent
time at work as a teen, and no gent
would I too often see!
Many blockheads asked me
for a quickie (a burger not meant)! 


For P.D's  BLOCK~ BLOCK~ BLOCK Poetry Contest

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Robin Davis August 15, 2014 at 8:55 AM Andrea This is entertaining and hilarious. You come up with the funniest limericks. Thank you for the great comment on my Moon poem.

Jon A Cavanaugh October 12, 2013 at 5:56 PM Wow, what a limerick. Love your limericks. When blockheads are lewd / Don't serve them food / Let the boss escort them out the door / And ban them permanently from the store

Kash Poet January 20, 2012 at 12:59 PM hi there ,visit spandan karmakar's page....

Robert Pettit January 17, 2012 at 12:10 AM Good limerick and congratulations on your win with it.

Jon Arno December 29, 2011 at 7:38 PM Blockheads will be blockheads :) You have come along ways... from those humble days.. Best regards Andrea, Jon

Carol Sunshine Brown December 12, 2011 at 10:47 AM Congratulations on your win in Destroyer ~Poet's "Block~Block~Block" contest Andrea. Love, Carol

Anne-Lise Andresen December 10, 2011 at 4:11 PM Good Andrea.Good luck !!!! OXOX Anne-Lise

Poet Destroyer A December 10, 2011 at 12:40 PM ANDREA, CONGRATULATIONS on your wonderful #2 win in my BLOCK~BLOCK contest. Thank you for supporting a contest judged and inspired by my son... hope you don't mind... The contest was his idea... Sorry! That did not mention it on my contest page... Enjoy your day always,..p.d.

Black Eyed Susan December 5, 2011 at 7:41 AM lol! too funny! i bet you put them in their place :P

Sara Kendrick December 3, 2011 at 10:25 AM Good one for the contest..Reads like winning material to me..Sad that this exsist in our world..That is rude crude men..Thanks for the reply about the fries..Sara

Poet Destroyer A December 2, 2011 at 9:55 PM nice Andrea, i can go on about the quickie... lol... but, I'm gonna think innocent here... and hope you are the fastest burger server .... oh! and by the way.. are you telling me that i should only stick to slam and zanny poems.... enquiring minds want to know...p.d.

Jack Horne December 2, 2011 at 2:52 PM LOL, yes, I can imagine! Hope you burnt their burgers, Andrea. Many congrats to you too, my friend : )

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer December 2, 2011 at 10:56 AM Andrea...You little vixen you-I didn't think they allowed vixens in UT :) BTW...I hope you winked and got a good tip out of it :)

George Aul December 2, 2011 at 10:22 AM I guess my try at humor missed its mark! George

Harry Horsman December 2, 2011 at 7:15 AM interesting Limerick Andrea, love your humour. good luck in contest. harry

Billy Thekidster December 1, 2011 at 9:53 PM Nice limerick Andrea D. Bet you're surprised to get a comment from me.

Billy Thekidster December 1, 2011 at 9:51 PM I make a living working with a construction crew, and it always amazes me what these men will do, to try to impress women who happen to pass. I wish that just once some butch dykes would kick their (am I allowed to say "ass"?)

John Smith December 1, 2011 at 8:19 PM Ha, ha. In my blockhead days I would at least ask for a 'longie'. I like to think I have matured some since. Funny poem; deja vu. Andrea Dietrich December 1, 2011 at 9:00 PM Hmmm, when you say "longie" I am picturing what a girl might ask a guy!

Daver Austin December 1, 2011 at 3:52 PM I say - splatter 'em with a milk shake! Good going. I will check on your being blocked, and soon. Love, daver

Carolyn Devonshire December 1, 2011 at 3:09 PM LOL I bet this really happened, Andrea. Love your funny limerick and wish you success in PD's contest! Love, Carolyn Andrea Dietrich December 1, 2011 at 8:56 PM Yes, there were just a couple of guys that said this to me, Unfortunately never a really cute guy.hahaha

George Aul December 1, 2011 at 2:25 PM I didn't know that was YOU! ha ha........ George

Robert Johnson December 1, 2011 at 1:01 PM I'm guessing, most of these guys, it would only take a second. :) Thanks for another humorous one. Andrea Dietrich December 1, 2011 at 8:57 PM hahaha

Phyllis Babcock December 1, 2011 at 11:06 AM Cute --I guess you were a cutie pie to these blockheads. smile love phyl

Matthew Anish December 1, 2011 at 7:53 AM Oh heaven help the working elf(from Bored of the Rings). Glad to see you are writing some humorous things.

Wilma Neels December 1, 2011 at 7:18 AM hmmm I would have loved to see your face back then Andrea ;) enjoyed this one and all the best for Pd's contest, love Wilma Andrea Dietrich December 1, 2011 at 8:57 PM I had pimples that I covered with a ton of makeup. hahaha. But today my skin is REALLY nice!!

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