If Ya Can'T

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em...
well, that bridge will come
just think up a plan 
and pray it works
if not....
ya in doo-doo
better get mommy to kiss that boo-boo

Peacin' out ya'll!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Magee-Dittberner Avatar
July 8, 2011 at 11:38 PM
I was following you until the last line...was that part of the poem or were you just saying goodnight?
Corazon Avatar
July 9, 2011 at 8:14 AM
part of the poem, sorry for any confusion thanks for the comment though
Villanueva Avatar
July 8, 2011 at 10:32 PM
great one..really interests me...*_*junjun
Corazon Avatar
July 8, 2011 at 10:37 PM
-_- thank you JunJun, i enjoy the comments i get, thanks for the comment on my peom this evening. Sincerely, Princess Corazon
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