Short Bowels Poems

looseness the bowels
analogy poems words
all allegory...

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Gurgling bowels
Summon me to china bowl
Diarrhea spurts...

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heart flutters and beats
butterflies in my bowels
bookworm turns a page...

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Alas! At last must all be devour'd!
Still won't this brew- fate's bowels favor'd....

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The Russian bear frighteningly growls  
  ~ Will his paws rip out Ukraine's bowels...

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BOWELS OF WAR

Putin death-drone bombs;
Diarrhea-hate flowing down—
Children flushed away…...

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I     beseech   you    in
the bowels   of   Christ
think      it      possible
you  may   [really]   be
mistaken  [just wrong]...

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I heard them coming.
Cowboys in the wind today.
Heard their horses too.
The pony express riders.
Riding from the bowels of hell....

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Our dog drinks from the toilet bowl.
Which makes the missus howl.
She shouts its not a watering hole;
It's a place to move your bowels....

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I was advised to change my diet
My bowels were causing a riot
For too many plums
Play havoc on bums
Making it hard to keep things quiet....

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Was a young lad from Missouri
Rushing about in a flurry
- A bathroom to find
- His bowels were maligned
Oops!  Never mind.  End of story....

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Harry Horsman he is a poet 
Ask him anything, will know it 
Asked what is a Doditsu 
Said a Japanese bean stew 
Eat with care bowels will blow it...

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Fragrant steaming plate
Smoky spicy chile green
Warm satisfaction




Something foul burning
Within my bowels churning
Gas apocalypse

3/7/16...

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While I'm at my office party ballyhoo
The snacks are getting my bowels in a stew
To be nonchalant
Can't run like I want
So I guess I'll power walk to the loo!...

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Puppy came out of the bowels of fun.
Leaping and jumping, wanting to play.
Ate two plates of dog food while on the run.
Came back of course, the very next day....

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The homeless shout out senseless vowels
Whilst seniors suffer from loose bowels
Public toilets are closed
Just because its supposed
Someone might infect absent towels?...

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Only poo can make this world seem bright
Only poo can make what's heavy light
Only poo and poo alone can thrill me to the bone
So I fill my toilet to the brim with poo....

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He ate a bowl of spicy soup
Though hot, he had it in large scoop
He felt his bowels growl
He started farting foul
Before he knew, came out the poop...

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Smiling man,
opening of the pores,
skin party
blood vibration
in the hot bowels...
loving look
 at present life is beauty,
the man just laughs,
 he is abundant and content!...

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A most majestic fowl is the goose!

     'Tis a thing of beauty in flight,

          As it wings in V-formation so tight!

               But, alas, its bowels are awfully loose!...

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Discovery, while still in space
Dumped its bowels but left a trace
An arc of crystal pee and poo
Seen against the mid-night hue
Like a comet with its tail
As through darkness it did sail...

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Five ghostly cats rose from the bowels of Jack
Appeared silently with no clatter or clack.
How did that jack-o-lantern create those ghoulish cats?
Wondered gargoyles, ghouls and ebony bats....

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"the path to paradise
is really worth the price,
where is me bed-pan nurse,
bowels gone inta reverse...
oh fine...
still love ya babe....
till im swinging in the hearse.."

on ya Cindy

Don...

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Times That Trump Growls

There are those times that Trump growls,
And often thinks he is like wise old owls;
Bowels not move,
Or will improve;
Tries to wipe off scowls with his towels.

Jim Horn...

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Have you seen Ms.Cynthia Morris' moose 
Who has eaten Ms. Kim Patricia’s goose? 
She laid a golden egg 
In my red duffel bag 
While I was running for the loo bowels loose 





(Nonsense/Limerick)...

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