Diet

I was advised to change my diet
My bowels were causing a riot
For too many plums
Play havoc on bums
Making it hard to keep things quiet.

fruithumorlimerick

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Terry Flood

September 5, 2023 at 11:15 AM

Hmmm… are you local… it’s been extremely windy around here of late. Congrats on your win, John. Terry

John Read

September 6, 2023 at 5:50 AM

If London is local, then yes Terry, sorry if I disturbed you.

Linda Alice Fowler

September 5, 2023 at 6:24 AM

Haha John. Like it! Congratulations! :)

John Read

September 6, 2023 at 5:51 AM

Thank you Linda.

Terry Miller

September 4, 2023 at 2:12 AM

Very funny; congratulations

John Read

September 4, 2023 at 4:18 AM

Cheers Terry second spot is not too bad.

Beryl Edmonds

September 3, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Back with congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest brother John, well done… Sis Belle

John Read

September 4, 2023 at 4:20 AM

Thank you sister Beryl, 2nd place is not to bad, I'm gradually getting there, can't believe where your one came, it was far better than my one.

Tania Kitchin

September 3, 2023 at 4:35 PM

John, a cute one with great rhymes, congratulations on your winning placement!

John Read

September 4, 2023 at 4:21 AM

Thank you Tania well happy with my placement, hopefully will make top spot one day.

Andrea Dietrich

September 1, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Great humor, John!

John Read

September 2, 2023 at 9:53 AM

Thank you Andrea, we could do with a little more humor in this world of ours.

Paula Goldsmith

August 29, 2023 at 12:00 PM

Your "Diet" is a creative/fun write. I enjoyed reading this Limerick. I so did this contest. Have a blessed day writing away.............

John Read

September 2, 2023 at 9:54 AM

Thank you Paula good luck in the contest.

Beryl Edmonds

August 26, 2023 at 8:46 AM

Good one brother John, cut down on those plums from now on… Sis Belle

John Read

August 26, 2023 at 8:55 AM

Hi sister Beryl, I only wrote it for the limerick fruit contest, not having much luck in the other contest though.

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